ONLY TWO ACC AthDepts are NOT operating IN THE RED !! …. ACC cannot keep up in The Arms Race….. a/k/a – need fancier IPFs & more charging stations and Smoothie Machines! – Recruiting Bling ain’t cheap!…. This is deeper than Fat Cats’ pockets!
Certain columns one does as a Click Magnet. Such as those Kate Upton cheesecake pics…. Predicting The Clash @ The Carter is only slightly less provocative than Miss Upton.
Well, whatta ya now! Here They Are: “Hark The Sound” of 50 DEMANDS Or ELSE. …. Yes, the words “Basketball Team” were mentioned but No Players in the mini-mob. …. and, of course – “Coach, will this affect recruiting?”
So Larry sez to Bubba – “Build me a fancy schmanzy IPF or I might just STAY up in Blacksburg on Saturday…. if ya gets my drift.” …. So Bubba tells Blue Zoners he needs $25M ASAP….. Yeeee Haaa!
The satellite news vans are long gone. The Kens & Barbies have stored their microphones. Columbia, Missouri is no longer The Epicenter of Above-The-Fold America. ….. and America Got Tawanaed – AGAIN!
On a campus of 35,000 students in a city of 125,000, over a six months period…. two “racial epithet” incidents were reported. Oh, and that feces swastika thing (YUCK on that!)…. and “the rich white man” resigned. But it could NEVER happen around here.
Mizzou Black Footballers succeed in forcing resignation of System Prez ….. THIS could escalate very quickly into “copy cats” across college sports.
First there was pinball football @ The Carter…. Then there was 00:06 @ The Wally…. Then there was Citi Field…. and finally Erin asked Big Sal “What did you say to …… ” !! TRICK Or TREAT!
The Butcher’s problems at UNC were caused by a very naive / clueless BOT3 ever hiring him… It blew up. Butch MF Davis’ U Way belongs back at The U.
The Butcher’s Future…. Black Jocks Oughta Wear Condoms…. “Trainwreck” Resigns As UNC BOG Chairman! …. Dick Sheridan ROCKED…. and What will $7,500,000 buy these days?
Nothing beats Big Time College Football for weekly “Miracles and Heartbreaks”….. and the camera guy whose job is find hotties and schlubs in the stands. I want his job. Don’t you?
Steve’s advice to Roy was “I piss off THE OTHER TEAM’S FANS…. not MY team’s fans.” …. And The Cardinals “only win 101” games…. sigh, sob, sniff.
Is The Pack’s “swoon” because of The Hindenburg Hangar ?….. and a whole bunch of other such Deep Thoughts …..
When Truth Is Your Enemy…. you “dummy up”…. throw a few toadies under the bus …. turn on the waterworks …. quote scripture ….. fake a seizure …. WHATEVER!
Last Week’s “runneth-over cup” of Yeee-Haa events reminded us of This Classic from 2005. Return with us now to Banana Joe’s in Tampa.