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Who Now Frau Yow?

That last column on Duke & Carolina program images is the perfect segue to discuss Who Now Frau Yow?  The Quest:   A seat for NC State at the big boy table…

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Jalen Rose Trashes Duke… AND Carolina

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.  Ergo, Jalen Rose is now THE most popular Detroit Inner City ‘baller in Chapel Hill.  Surely you’ve heard former Fab Fiver trashes Duke…

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Machete-wielding Tressel Dots The “I”

Move over Charlie and Muhammar – Here comes Coach Sweater Vest and there goes the last dollop of integrity left in Big Time college athletics.  Machete-wielding ?? …..  Jim Tressel unceremoniously dots The…

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Provo Prudes & Marvin’s Laundry Man

Those goofy Mormons !  Except goofy Mormons aren’t the goofy ones this time.  It’s all the non-Mormon-nutzos across the fruited plain who are hoppin’ like crickets on a skillet …. Misinformation is…

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Panjandrums of Windbaggery

What’s with these waaaay far-out extremist demagogues?   Castro, Quadaffi, Chavez, Hitler, Mussolini, Kim Jung Il and, of course, Calypso Louie Farrakhan ??  These loquacious whack-jobs lock onto a live mic…

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The Kid In The Banana Suit

If I had given it a thought, I’da figured it out; but I turned to one of my Wolfpack hosts and asked:  “Why is that kid dressed in a banana suit?” ….. “So…

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I Can’t Count To 10 !

I can’t count to 10.  No, I’m not a Rival’s Top 100 football recruit.  I can not count Ten current ACC basketball players !  Of the ones I can name, 20%…

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“Racehorse” & The Rogers

A part of me forever resides in Texas with Colonel William Travis & Jim Bowie.  My 5-6 years in Dallas and San Antonio in the 80s gave me eye-witness The…

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White Boy Boxing – Who Knew?

Do you recall a BLSays gem a year or so ago entitled “White Boy Football”.  It discussed the booming popularity of Lacrosse among a certain athletically disenfranchised ethnic demographic.  This is…

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Mamma Was A Crop Circle

In our family my Mamma was the equivalent of The Oracle of Delphi.  She was her generation’s chosen vessel for passing along cryptic myths, legends and any random facts that…

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Dallas And Duke: Retrospectives

Christmas and New Years are too close together to separate. Likewise, The Super Bowl and a UNC v Duke BkB game should each merit its own separate post-mortem autopsy but…

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Helicopters, Ol’ Roy & The Viet Cong

Q:  What do Roy Williams and the Viet Cong have in common? A:  Both learned the hard way that the roar of approaching helicopters means Big Trouble! With the VC it was…

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BobLee’s Kind Of “Signing Day”

Despite my many years of warnings, some of you ARE College Football recruiting addicts.  Among scary addictions that ranks between elf porn and sniffin’ grandma’s lingerie drawer. Wednesday was your annual day to…