….. No. I’m not gonna do a buncha Tiger one-liners. Tiger one-liners have reached the pandemically viral level. I’ve received 37 e-mails of Tiger w/ the beat up face. …. I’ll do minimal Tiger stuff. ….. I’ll wrap-up “BobLee & Butch” and do a MUST SEE Movie Review.
Folks …. NO VIDEO can do justice to today’s column. JUST READ IT ! …… EXCLUSIVE !!! BobLee reveals the secret to Mack Brown’s success at Texas. It’s NOT the giant video board or Bevo or the Big Drum or Will Muschamp ….. and we discuss “The Inner Eldrick” ….. AND, speaking of Texas, Anson’s Flying Ponytails went down there and brought home #20 – The Blind Side shoots to #1.
….. It’s that time of year when over-caffeinated fans explode over football coaching moves. Every “sleeping giant” (burp) deserves Urban Meyer or at least Bill Bellichek “because”. Every AD MUST pay “whatever it takes” to snare the current guru de jour. Agents finagle with Headhunters as prima donna coaches “lie to dem boys” ….. and BobLee’s obligatory Tiger update.
…… Get me Lou Gehrig’s sound system. I, BobLee, “am the the luck luck iest man man on the the face of the earth”. Reverberations aside, my Christmas came early thanks to Tiger and Roy. Imaging writing “people do really dumb stuff” columns and have these two Naughty Nike Guys fall in your lap. I mean REALLY. ….. and like an artichoke, the more you peel this stuff the foolishier it all gets. …… (We’ll do a video later)
….. Over the past six months your humble Internet Legend has “gone yard” on “I told you so’s” at a pace that even Josh Hamilton would envy. Do I have more Deep Throats among my contacts than Tiger does in his speed dial? Do I use a magic eight ball? How do I do it.. And a bunch more stuff ….. And a God-lovin’ Baby Jesus Birthday reminder of the season.
…… Urban Meyer has few fans here. Most of you dislike him because (1) he is not with your team of choice and (2) he wins A LOT. Regardless, Urban is a classic victim in The Era of Instant Information. And BobLee reveals his LLM Theory to help TSA be AOK ASAP.
…. I received an e-mail picture today from a good buddy showing Obama committing a serious diplomatic faux pas …. Or was it? My friend’s final comment was “if it’s real”. Reminding me to remind you it’s 2010 and you can no longer trust “your lyin’ eyes”. ….. Every kid has pretend dreams of being “a sports hero”. Ben Hartman had them too. ….. and a plethora of other stuff.
….. It’s one-armed paperhanging time here at BobLee Media Central. Lord have mercy, I can’t keep up with the lunacy. I haven’t given Harry Reid his due and now there’s Lane Kiffin, Skip and even John Edwards (yawn!) stacked up like the 5PM arrivals at O’Hare. What’s a smart ass to do with so much rich material? ….. and BobLee has A NEW HERO!
….. You know me, Forever searching for that obscure historical analogy. Is Scott Brown the Paul Revere of The New Millenium? ….. or did the Nazi panzer divisions run out of gas just short of the fuel depot? Choose either. I feel a bit like Nick Saban never allowing himself to celebrate; rather always focusing on the next battle to be fought ….. the next battle to be won.
… EVERY time I do a “buffet-style column” I receive scads of “I really like that format best” comments. So I promptly go back to the long form single topic format. NO MORE …… starting right now it will be “buffet” every time. Short commentaries on a handful of topics. Well, almost every time. If there is some cataclysmic circumstance that requires its very own 800 words I will provide it. …..That little blond bob bon is Michelle Beadle. She giggles a lot.
.. It was a good day to be a Burney – Kendric Burney. As electrifying a humdinger game as I can recall and I have Patti The Pistol’s thumbprint on my left bicep as a souvenir. PLEASE don’t bust the myth; but Kenan’s Suite of Swells was rockin’ early Saturday evening ….. details forthcoming. ….. BobLee shares two “betcha didn’t know” Harrison Barnes’ stories and some other incredibly cool stuff …..
….. This is turning into a VERY bad season for Very Large Football Coaches …. Notre Dame, Kansas and Maryland specifically. Last Sunday was a rough one for coaches named Bellichek. ….. BobLee reviews THE ULTMATE Cheesy action-adventure movie. ….. A bogus Coach K’s Temper Tantrum Internet urban legend goes viral. ….. Lots of cool bizarre stuff, in yet another BobLeeSays …..
….. Rivalry week in The Triangle with a subdued pre-game bloodlust ….. Is The Holiday Jackass coming to your Thanksgiving? ….. Baby Bomar arrives ….. Is there more ButchDrama waiting for TarHeelNation? ….. Roy Two Rings got skunked by Boeheim. Is Roy over-the-hill? ….. Madame O plans to Go. …… READ ON.
…… I’m not sure I’ve done a column like this among the 1,300+. “What I’m thankful for” …. A random list of stuff, things, folks, and circumstances that I’m thankful have intersected my life. Like most everything on this website, it combines the Three Ss ….. Sappy, Serious & Silly. You can decide what goes where. I toss’em out and you can shuffle’em as you see fit.
… As fine a long weekend of college football in the History of Earth (OK, there was a hiccup at The Fairgrounds !!). From Colt on Thursday night to Toby on Saturday night ….. as fine a sports viewing experience as this long time spectator can recall. ….. and, of course, there was that little fender bender behind the gates of Isleworth.