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Carolina Football Blues

….. If your favorite football team is named Carolina and has a shade of blue as its primary color, you are perched on a ledge in either Chapel Hill or Charlotte. BobLee assesses the current plight of Tar Heels and Panthers …. as well as other stuff too.

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“A Pony In Here Somewhere”

….. On a woeful Saturday among Kenan’s fabled pines, an incredible Samaritan tale unfolded. Using allegories out his wazoo, BobLee tells a remarkable tale of finding a thoroughbred pony among the pile of equine dung. ….. For certain sure the solitary highlight of a disastrous day many are comparing to “that embarrassing loss to Navy in 1989 in the rain; but without the rain ….”.

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The Honeymoon Is Over, sob, sigh,

….. Goodby sexy teddy, Hello ratty bathrobe. The Honeymoon officially ended for Butch Davis around 3:00 PM this past Saturday. Prepare for the predictable knee jerks. For long time BobLee Buddies these will be repeats (EXCEPT for one!) but a good reminder of what to expect so as not to get discombobulated when they appear. ….. Ready – Set – Knee Jerk

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Show-Me Missery

…. All God’s chillens got problems but mine/yours always seem more overwhelming than “theirs” unless “theirs” are yours too. The fine folks in The ShowMe State take the prize this week. AND…… do you recall “that column” about the UNC Dance Team? Do we have an update you won’t believe!

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THE #1 Story In Sports!

….. October produces a conucopic proliferation of sports battling for front page inches and SportsCenter minutes. It’s Reggie Jackson Month in baseball while NFL and NCAA grid wars are in high gear. NASCAR is Chasing and the PGA and WNBA do whatever they do. One harmless little fuzzball with half his brain tied behind his back is blowing all the above stories out of the water. The Story you won’t read anywhere else ….. read on!

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Does TRUTH Ever Win Anymore?

….. I get that question a lot about Truth. I usually answer “Occasionally, but not as often as it used to since the Internet arrived.” ….. Unless you’ve been in a Van Winklian coma this week you know the national panty as been in a MAJOR wad over my pal Rush. And, I still know more about it than all you guys ….. but I’m willing to share.

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B-U-T-C-H Spells ?????

….. It would have been easy to write a column immediately after “The First Thursday Night Game in Chapel Hill”. String together some snarky one-liners about our favorite mercenary and the gridiron giant with terminal narcolepsy and be done with it. Something said “give it a few days”. See if Earth tilts on its axis from the horror of it all. No tilt noted.

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Rooty Toot Toot – Now It’s Duke!

…. The games have always been close except when they weren’t. The game has always “mattered” with “mattered” defined by one’s generation. UNC v UVa was THE Game until Wallace Wade and Carl Snavely came along. Then “Rooty Toot Toot … it used to be Trinity …. Now It’s Duke!” Well certainly It’s State too, but not this week.

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Lightning Round

…… Today we cover a plethora of subjects. No in-depth analysis, just bang-bang thoughts on a bunch of stuff. Out of such a cognitive melange often emerges some incredibly coherent commentary as well as abject foolishness …… which is which is, alas, the conundrum. You’re on your own to separate the wheat from the tares.

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Giggling Bonbons & Buffets

…… EVERY time I do a “buffet-style column” I receive scads of “I really like that format best” comments. So I promptly go back to the long form single topic format. NO MORE …… starting right now it will be “buffet” every time. Short commentaries on a handful of topics. Well, almost every time. If there is some cataclysmic circumstance that requires its very own 800 words I will provide it. …..That little blond bob bon is Michelle Beadle. She giggles a lot.

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Poobahs, Pies, Picks & The Pistol

….. It was a good day to be a Burney – Kendric Burney. As electrifying a humdinger game as I can recall and I have Patti The Pistol’s thumbprint on my left bicep as a souvenir. PLEASE don’t bust the myth; but Kenan’s Suite of Swells was rockin’ early Saturday evening ….. details forthcoming. ….. BobLee shares two “betcha didn’t know” Harrison Barnes’ stories and some other incredibly cool stuff …..

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Very Large Coaches & Very Cheesy Movies

….. This is turning into a VERY bad season for Very Large Football Coaches …. Notre Dame, Kansas and Maryland specifically. Last Sunday was a rough one for coaches named Bellichek. ….. BobLee reviews THE ULTMATE Cheesy action-adventure movie. ….. A bogus Coach K’s Temper Tantrum Internet urban legend goes viral. ….. Lots of cool bizarre stuff, in yet another BobLeeSays …..

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Remedy For A Holiday Jackass

….. Rivalry week in The Triangle with a subdued pre-game bloodlust ….. Is The Holiday Jackass coming to your Thanksgiving? ….. Baby Bomar arrives ….. Is there more ButchDrama waiting for TarHeelNation? ….. Roy Two Rings got skunked by Boeheim. Is Roy over-the-hill? ….. Madame O plans to Go. …… READ ON.

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BobLee Is Thankful For …..

…… I’m not sure I’ve done a column like this among the 1,300+. “What I’m thankful for” …. A random list of stuff, things, folks, and circumstances that I’m thankful have intersected my life. Like most everything on this website, it combines the Three Ss ….. Sappy, Serious & Silly. You can decide what goes where. I toss’em out and you can shuffle’em as you see fit.

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48 Hours of WOW !!! …. and Tiger Too!

… As fine a long weekend of college football in the History of Earth (OK, there was a hiccup at The Fairgrounds !!). From Colt on Thursday night to Toby on Saturday night ….. as fine a sports viewing experience as this long time spectator can recall. ….. and, of course, there was that little fender bender behind the gates of Isleworth.