…… Get me Lou Gehrig’s sound system. I, BobLee, “am the the luck luck iest man man on the the face of the earth”. Reverberations aside, my Christmas came early thanks to Tiger and Roy. Imaging writing “people do really dumb stuff” columns and have these two Naughty Nike Guys fall in your lap. I mean REALLY. ….. and like an artichoke, the more you peel this stuff the foolishier it all gets. …… (We’ll do a video later)

….. Over the past six months your humble Internet Legend has “gone yard” on “I told you so’s” at a pace that even Josh Hamilton would envy. Do I have more Deep Throats among my contacts than Tiger does in his speed dial? Do I use a magic eight ball? How do I do it.. And a bunch more stuff ….. And a God-lovin’ Baby Jesus Birthday reminder of the season.

…… Urban Meyer has few fans here. Most of you dislike him because (1) he is not with your team of choice and (2) he wins A LOT. Regardless, Urban is a classic victim in The Era of Instant Information. And BobLee reveals his LLM Theory to help TSA be AOK ASAP.

…. I received an e-mail picture today from a good buddy showing Obama committing a serious diplomatic faux pas …. Or was it? My friend’s final comment was “if it’s real”. Reminding me to remind you it’s 2010 and you can no longer trust “your lyin’ eyes”. ….. Every kid has pretend dreams of being “a sports hero”. Ben Hartman had them too. ….. and a plethora of other stuff.

….. It’s one-armed paperhanging time here at BobLee Media Central. Lord have mercy, I can’t keep up with the lunacy. I haven’t given Harry Reid his due and now there’s Lane Kiffin, Skip and even John Edwards (yawn!) stacked up like the 5PM arrivals at O’Hare. What’s a smart ass to do with so much rich material? ….. and BobLee has A NEW HERO!

….. You know me, Forever searching for that obscure historical analogy. Is Scott Brown the Paul Revere of The New Millenium? ….. or did the Nazi panzer divisions run out of gas just short of the fuel depot? Choose either. I feel a bit like Nick Saban never allowing himself to celebrate; rather always focusing on the next battle to be fought ….. the next battle to be won.

… EVERY time I do a “buffet-style column” I receive scads of “I really like that format best” comments. So I promptly go back to the long form single topic format. NO MORE …… starting right now it will be “buffet” every time. Short commentaries on a handful of topics. Well, almost every time. If there is some cataclysmic circumstance that requires its very own 800 words I will provide it. …..That little blond bob bon is Michelle Beadle. She giggles a lot.

.. It was a good day to be a Burney – Kendric Burney. As electrifying a humdinger game as I can recall and I have Patti The Pistol’s thumbprint on my left bicep as a souvenir. PLEASE don’t bust the myth; but Kenan’s Suite of Swells was rockin’ early Saturday evening ….. details forthcoming. ….. BobLee shares two “betcha didn’t know” Harrison Barnes’ stories and some other incredibly cool stuff …..