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Josh The Happy Carpenter

He had no idea I “needed him” but he was EXACTLY what I needed to defunkify me in a pre-Moochie Week. …. A positive young man who takes great pride in his work and who happily works for a small (and very successful!) company built on out-moded principles …..

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The Growing Up Gauntlet

Recent events at a certain elitist “Southern Ivy” have focused attention on the actions and attitudes of young people “away from home” beyond parental bonds. Over 100 years of young people “away from home” ain’t a whole lot changed in post-adolescent evolution.

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Malik Shabazz Meets BobLee

I’M BACK! It takes more than 25 para-military black supremists and a Calypso Louie wannabee to stop BobLee. How “big” was this publicity stunt ??? … there were TWO choppers “hovering”.

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Hey BobLee, What About _____?

A Potpourri of Ponderings….BobLee lets you, the Greatest Free Subscribers in the history of the Internet, determine today’s comments…

Cuzzin Eddie
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The Chicken, The Pig & Cuzzin Eddie

The fine folks up in Halifax County finally swallowed their pride and threw out “Cousin Eddie” …. It only cost Tar Heel taxpayers $20,000,000+ or so.

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Dancing Hippos on Maple Street

If you live in “the Sunbelt” you accept that certain stereotype are NEVER going away. “Driving in snow” … “Mayberry references” … “grits” … “speedtraps” … etc. A classic Twilight Zone episode came alive in my community this week. The Day The Hippos Danced on Maple Street.

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Hadji vs The Hardware Guys

Which would you rather do … (1) call a software technical support # … (2) visit your local hardware store for a whatchamacallit?

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YOWsa YOWsa Debbie Wins The Lottery!

I’m driving home from our BB4J meeting when my iPhone blares out Wabash Cannonball – “BobLee here.” – “BobLee, this is LeBron.” – “Whats up King?” – “Bro I need Debbie Yow’s agent. The deal she got from NC State is better than Albert Haynesworth’s bank-breaker with the Redskins”. …… LeBron was impressed. I’m not sure “impressed” is quite the word I’d use.

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Dawg Gone

You guys are THE BEST! Eight buddies have e-mailed worried I’m gonna bust a gut on this story …. gonna overswing and hurt myself. Bless your hearts, six years ago I did “Two Cheerleaders In A Toilet Stall making sex sounds” . …. This one’s in that league for sure.

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“If Freddie had married you …”

I noted recently that Missus (aka Blondie) won our intra-family Weird Reunion Guy Award. Jack / Jacki The Cross-dresser trumped my Norris The Crazy Guy. Jack(i) is not a real transy – he “just” likes to wear women’s clothes, make-up, etc. – “just” ?? We didn’t have us one of those. ….. then Freddie’s sister walked up and said.