Coaches’ Seats Get Hot… Indians are poised

BobLee
October30/ 2016

Halloween Month (Oct) gives way to Thanksgiving Month (Nov) as those of us in the We Love Baseball Society are positively giddy.  Our National Pasttime rewards our devotion with oodles of examples why we….. Love Baseball.

JOY has gone AWOL on Chicago’s North Side and on Raleigh’s West Side like Casey’s mythical Mudville….  First lets deal with local matters.

Downeast…. “Scotty Mo”, or whatever they call him, notches an elusive W while Pirate fans take a greater pleasure watching an entire Marching Band STAND while asking “Jose, Can You See”.  The jury is still out…. because of, or in spite of, ChancelloAmedeossr Cecil Staton’s efforts.   We still believe Cecil The Chancellor is doing his best to blow out the flare of angry snowflakes’ discord.

Over bowls of lasagna and unlimited garlic bread…. Wuff loyalists at Amedeo’s on Western Blvd are assembling torches and pitchforks AGAIN.  Yea verily, Dave Who From Where is apparently NOT The Answer.

 

A grumbling chorus of “Won’t You Come Home Bill Cowher” rises above The Hindenburg Hangar at The Fairgrounds.

If not Our Boy Bill then perhaps Les Miles or Manny Diaz or (the usual trio of) Nick Saban, Bill Belichek, and Urban Meyer.  Losing to THE WORST Team in modern ACC History without Doug Flutie, Matt Ryan or Luke Kuechly and doing so ingloriously “at home” means Kay’s sister’s – a/k/a Frau’s – e-mail in-box is overflowing with suggestions.

When the clock strikes November and your team is not yet “bowl eligible” ….. suggestions from the disgruntled multitudes take on a nasty tone.   The Raging Yahoos of a disgruntled fan base never run out of “suggestions”.  How long before Frau flashes that Wuff finger thingy and gives Dave Who From Where the dreaded Vote of Confidence?

If only Bambard’s kick had …… “if only” indeed.

Meanwhile the (Not Very) Big (Not Even) 12 is assured of Not Having a Final Four participant this season.  As the odor of The Briles Era lingers, Jim Grobe suffers his first L as leader of Waco’s Bears.  …. and embattled Charlie Strong “makes it to November”.

Speaking of Art Briles, has his name come up in Amedeo’s backroom ….. yet?  Surely Pack SuperFan Bre’r Kennel would NOT approve of Art Briles.   Wait a minute, considering Bre’r love affair with a certain POTUS candidate, maybe he WOULD be all in for Art Briles too.

The Fighting Dabos prove the value of “nap rooms”….. “mini golf” and “sand volleyball courts” by thumping The Jimbos.

Mr Jefferson’s Hoos “almost” bring joy to The Lawn by almost upsetting Louisville.  When “almosts” are celebrated your school is NOT a Juggernaut.

Amid those towering pines the Fedorians take their annual “extra week to prepare for the triple option”…. As Bubba, Chihuahua and several million $$$$-worth of legal muscle go “behind closed doors” with The NCAA  AGAIN.  I have this image of Carol FoltChancellor Chihuahua – bedecked in her lapel ribbons and holding a votive candle – reminding the NCAA goons “I’m from Dartmouth”.

For all their trips to Indianapolis in recent years, UNC woulda been wise to have bought a condo back in 2008.

Who woulda guessed that UNCCH would be “under NCAA investigation” for longer than a black guy would be POTUS ???  Taking that bet nine years ago woulda won you a coin or two.

OK…. Now to BASEBALL

Admit it.  You are still scanning the grandstands of The Friendly Confines looking for at least one token “face of color”.  I’m telling you there ain’t nary a one.  They’re all over on Chi-Town’s South Side playing “9mm Tag, You’re Dead” while not listening to Jeremiah Wright’s racially toxic sermons…. and while waiting for their favorite “community organizer” to give a damn about them.   Guess what SUCKAS…. He doesn’t and he never did.  I digress.

I get why Those Lovable Loser Cubs are America’s (Baseball) Team du jour.  I am the ONLY Cardinals’ fan who is NOT a Cubs-hater.   If The Baseball Gods were smiling on Theo’s Guys I’d be fine with it.  They aren’t…. so as they say in Mudville:

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville Nine that day;
the score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
a sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
they thought, if only ……..

With goofy Chief Wahoo’s tribe only 27 outs away from donning those champagne goggles as I post this…. we devotees of Abner Doubleday’s Wonderful Game know all too well that it ain’t over til the fat lady makes that final out in the 9th.

The Men of Tito Jr have found Wrigley’s confines very very friendly ….. so far…. only means it ain’t over yet.   This has not been The Grand Celebration on Waveland Avenue that so many were anticipating just a week ago.

I’ve watched darn near every inning of the 2016 Fall Classic so far.  I’ve yet to see one instance of HEY LOOK AT ME crap.  I’ve seen high fives and hugs and lots of very happy Indians but not one HEY LOOK AT ME chest-thumping crap.   I really really like that.  You probably figured I would.  Huh?

The media fascination-fest for the Cubs was predictable.   The Cubs are “a national team” for all the well-documented reasons based on their 100 year drought and assorted futility.   “The Indians” are just “the Indians” and known more for the Major League movie than for Bob Feller, Al “Flip” Rosen, Herb Score, Rocky Colavito, et al.

Betcha still don’t know that Cleveland rightfielder Lonnie Chisenhall is from Morehead City (West Carteret High School)…. and Pitt Community College…. and a short time as a USC Gamecock.Grainger Stadium

NINE of the current Indians played in Kinston’s iconic Grainger Stadium for the Class A Kinston Indians “back when”.   Think Bull Durham and you might imagine there are young ladies in their late 20s / early 30s around Lenoir County who still have “special memories” of all-too-brief liaisons back when.   “Local lovelies” and young phenoms dreaming of making it to “the Big Leagues” are one of Baseball’s enduring traditions.

And, of course, Andrew Miller will always be a former Tar Heel All American / National Player of The Year.  But even hard-core Diamond Heel fans may not recall….

….. in 2006 – UNC’s first trip to Omaha – UNC playing Oregon State in “the Finals” and “poised to win it all”…. a routine ground ball to 2nd gets misplayed – OH NOOOO! and The Baseball Gods smiled on the Beavers.  The pitcher on the mound when that routine grounder was misplayed was … Andrew Miller.  Although he was “the ace”, Mike Fox had brought Miller in from the ‘pen to seal the victory.

Now, ten years later, heralded as Baseball’s #1 Reliever…. Andrew Miller is once again poised to Win It All on Baseball’s Biggest Stage ….. if The Baseball Gods allow.

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Tin Foil Hat Heel

Momentum has not just swung its ripped thru the fence and done a billy Joel imitation to the oak tree by the front porch. Tonight we get something truly special I can feel it in my gut though it could just be indigestion from binging on taco bell.

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BobLee, “For all their trips to Indianapolis in recent years, UNC woulda been wise to have bought a condo back in 2008.” They could have borrowed Evan Bayh’s condo. He puts very few nights in his Indy crib.

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Is it awful that I just love the pained expressions on the Cubs fans faces when they are losing a postseason game at Wrigley?

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myowngrandpaw

Do not fret NC State fans. We will be good again. Our coaches must always come from “mid-America”. They must be keen on finding talent where no one sees it. When Sheridan was getting a “C” grade for his recruiting classees and UNC was always getting “A’s” from the stalwart prognosticators at the N&O, and Sheridan kept beating the Blue, the N&O threw up their hands and said Sheridan was using “smoke and mirrors” to outplay the A list recruits. We have endured, Kiffen, Reed, O’Cain(could win against top ten teams but not UNC) etc.. There is a reason we… Read more »

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2006 Omaha trip was almost as enjoyable to me as the 2009 Basketball tourney, even if the result was a heartbreaking L. The Omaha tourney is always special for the lucky teams to get their moment in the sun. Double elimination keeps the bullpen in play, and takes out a lot of the lucky bounce losses. I had this horrible feeling that second baseman would feel that play forever, and then they got beat in Game 3. Hopefully it doesn’t sting too bad, because getting there is a heck of a lot more than I ever accomplished on the diamond.… Read more »

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Doug

Pretty sad when a coach must win a winnable game against a hated rival to survive since about the only thing of value to the win is a few folks being able to tease a few other folks around a water cooler for a week or less. But this is reality. I’ll be interested to see how the Eagle’s-Cowboy’s NFL’s rating numbers stack up against a World Series game as they go for a rare matchup Sunday Night. Surely a World Series game will annihilate the NFL, adding to a string of rating fails. On to important stuff. If you… Read more »

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BL, you seem to be channeling the “Donald” in mid column. I think that our lads are still fixated on playing “BB Tag”. Maybe that is why they are not focused. . Big Art’s name is on the most SANE of the BM’s….so it does have credibility. The current justification is that he was on an “enabler”, like HRC and that he, Personally, never did the dirty (Rev. Wright’s line) with any cute coed….like Petrino and WJC and certain OTHER coaches (unnamed of course) did. So WHY NOT seek out Art. . Les Miles. Ye Gads. For all our warts,… Read more »

SawBones
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SawBones

Can they (NCSU) afford a Les Miles?

OldWuf Vet
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OldWuf Vet

Condo in Indianapolis….yep, they probably have expensed a lot of nights at the Super 8 in Indianapolis.

Looking grim for Coach DD. More likely they’ll give him a reprieve til Frau retires and the new AD arrove. I was enjoying the relatively quiet honeymoon period. Seems Wolfpack fans remain in a constant state of dissatisfaction

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Between all the Hillary disciples running around in circles yelling “WE DON”T CARE ABOUT THOSE STUPID EMAILS… or all of her other crimes.” …. and now WuffNation in Hysteria looking for a rope and a tree for Dave Who From Where; it is a good time to BE BOBLEE.