Stoopidest Moment in HB2 History (so far)

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BobLee
March31/ 2016

Prologue:  AgentPierce and I argued over who would get to author this one.  I won.  …. AP IS running versions of this on his site.

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Choosing a “Stoopidest Moment in HB2 History (so far)” is a fool’s errand.  It only encourages everyone to try and top it.  I have confidence in the American public (including Vermont) to make solid attempts at beating Today’s Award Winner.

“HB2 History” encompasses everything that has gone on to-date from all sides of the Great Free-To-Pee Brouhaha.   HB2 refers to House Bill 2 which was the NCGA’s knee-jerk response to The Jennifer’s Seven’s Raid on Rest Room privacy.

“Jennifer’s Seven” refers to Charlotte Mayor Jennifer Roberts (a real “pieca work”) and her seven City Council cronies who figured the males and females in Greater Charlotte had no right to expect separate public rest rooms or locker rooms simply based on their genitalia at birth.   No…. the citizens of Charlotte did NOT get to vote on “it”.  The citizens of HoustoJennifer Robertsn DID and defeated it by 65-35%.

If I told you that “real pieca work” Charlotte Mayor Jennifer Roberts was a UNC Morehead Scholar would you think I was making it up?  Yep… she be.  Stereotypes exist for a reason.

And Yes…. the #1 public advocate for Ungenderfying Charlotte’s Rest Rooms – Chad Severeance – was indeed a “registered sex offender” which The Charlotte Observer was aware of but chose NOT to notify its readers because The Charlotte Observer and it’s sister newspaper – The News & Observer operate on a strict agenda-driven news policy.  It conceals information it deems harmful to “how McClatchy Corp thinks things oughta be”.   That’s a fancy way to say both newspapers LIE with complete abandon.

These Free-To-Pee advocates are the very same folks who adamantly believe “a woman has the right to abort unviable tissue masses (a/k/a “babies) …. but those same women do NOT have a right to privacy when they tinkle, poop or change clothes.

The whole damn thing is a Monty Python movie on steroids…. with the soundtrack dubbed in Swahili.   Nothing about any of it on either side of the issue makes any sense whatsoever…. sort of like the curriculum catalogue at The University of North Carolina Chapel Hill. …. or America’s choices for President in November.Clowns

This whole sordid mess is A War of Clowns.   Is THIS why Washington crossed the Delaware?

The assumption that humankind was ever suppose to be limited to just two “genders” is at the crux of all this.   Maybe “genders” are like “planets”.

Early man thought the solar system was just Earth, Mars and Venus.  Then Copernicus or Galileo or maybe it was Napoleon Dynamite discovered Saturn, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus and Jupiter…. and Pluto.  They later “undiscovered Pluto” deciding instead it was a baseball hit into orbit by Harmon Killebrew in 1963.

If thru stronger telescopes we keep discovering new planets…. why not “new genders” too?  The Sexual Alphabet Registry – LQBTG – seems limited only by letters in the alphabet.  You can declare yourself any “gender” you want to so long as you name it with a letter not previously assigned to someone else’s gender du’jour.  First come, first served …. the early gender-bender gets the letter.

What happens when all 26 letters are used is a problem I’m sure someone has been assigned to solve.  At the current rate…. that question should come up in mid-to-late August.  Allowing each individual a maximum of two genders may become necessary.

I’m not involved in any of that.  I was assigned to select a Most Stoopid Moment in HB2 History as of Thursday.   Here goes …..

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NOTE: The absurdity about “the registered sex offender’s” identity being hidden from the public by McClatchy’s Charlotte Observer was not going to count.  THAT one is in a class by itself.

#3 = Rob Reiner saying he was not going to make any “more” movies in North Carolina despite getting enormous tax credits to do so.  A quick google search revealed Rob Reiner has NEVER made a movie in North Carolina.… even when public rest rooms were divided by those two old-fashioned genders.

#2 = the Governor of Vermont declaring North Carolina a No-Travel-Zone for Vermonters.  “Vermont” REALLY?   Had it been Nova Scotia or Uruguay maybe it would have mattered a smidgen, but Vermont?

When Mario Cuomo’s kid declared No More New Yorkers To North Carolina,  NC Guv Pat McCrory’s formal response was … “if we had known this was all it took to reduce traffic jams in Cary, we would have passed HB2 a long time ago.”

Ben JerryNo more Vermonters to NC means neither “Ben” nor “Jerry” will be attending the two NASCAR races in Charlotte.  Neither loony liberal ice cream mogul has EVER attended any NASCAR races but now it’s official. ….. the only other Vermonter (not named Bernie The Crazy Commie) is Howard Dean.  I always thought “Screaming Howard” should be Grand Marshall of The Spivey’s Corner Hollering Contest.   So much for that ever happening now. …. sigh.

Which brings us to #1.  You don’t have to agree with my selection…. but you have to hear about it.

The #1 Stoopidest Moment in HB2 History (so far) is…..

The Traffic-stopping Street Protest in Chapel Hill on Tuesday.

Chapel Hill Protest

That it occurred in Chapel Hill is a bit unfair.  75 years of unfettered municipal insanity has created multi-generations of humanoids over yonder for whom Abnormal Is Normal.   For Greenville or Salisbury or Reidsville to try and compete at the level of Abject Stoopidity as Chapel Hill is simply not fair.   In future Stoopidity Awards it may be necessary to exclude Chapel Hill.

So anyhoo on Tuesday….

Several hundreds pickle-headed squirrels (“Rainbow Snowflakes” as LadyLiberty has named them) gathered at the intersection of Franklin & Columbia Streets with their misspelled signs, bad complexions, pierced body parts, freaky haircuts, and “I Am A Victim of ______” t-shirts and blocked traffic for three hours.  LINK.

My pal “Lady Liberty” has an in-depth account of the Chapel Hill “Rainbow Snowflakes”…. Worth a read LINK.

One of the self-appointed “leaders of the loonies”  – June Beshea – said her goal was to “get arrested…. and hopefully our traffic jam will lead to the immediate abolishing of HB2.”   Huh???

Of the 59,376 residents of Chapel Hill less than 100 (97 to be precise) are even allowed to play with sharp-pointed scissors…. and/or allowed to leave the city limits without being on-a-lease.  I know 73 of those 97.

The remaining 59,283 odd (very odd) sociopaths over there already hate anything the NC General Assembly does including HB2.  The protesting squirrels were only inconveniencing other squirrels.

….. an analogy to this would be:  a mugger accosts you on the sidewalk.  He is holding a meat cleaver and demands:  “Give me your $$$, your cellphone and your watch…. OR I’m going to chop off my hand!” …. You do a double take and ask “Excuse me but don’t you mean “my hand?” and, in frustration the exasperated mugger pokes out his own eye with his thumb.

So the angry little HB2-hating squirrels of Chapel Hill stopped all the other Chapel Hill squirrels from going wherever squirrels go for three hours on a Tuesday…. and proudly declared “That’ll show’em” to the hated NC General Assembly.  The line of 164 Priuses and rusted out VW mini-buses backed-up down Franklin Street did create a rare photo op.

No one at the NCGA even knew the silly squirrels “did it” until I stumbled on a news item on Chapelboro.com which is only read by those same constipated squirrels holding the misspelled signs and yelling obscenities at one another in that intersection.

I am the only person outside the Chapel Hill city limits who even knows Chapelboro.com exists.  I go to it once a week to see if my pal Art Chansky has said anything especially goofy.

Alas and alack…. June Beshea was NOT arrested, Chapel Hill squirrels are back moving freely about The Village…. and HB2 is still “the law of this land”. …. until the ACLU can get it in front of a sympathetic jurist and HB2 will likely be overturned.

Maybe getting this award will buoy their spirits.

Meanwhile 100s of constipated Chapel Hill NCGA/ HB2-hating squirrels have headed to Houston where TWO AND ONLY TWO Genders is The Law.  If Chancellor Chihuahua tries to pee in a Men’s Rest Room….it could get messy in more ways than one.  Mario’s kid did NOT try to stop Syracuse from going to Houston.

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Down East Heel
Down East Heel
4 years ago

Did Chancellor Chihuahua make the trip to Houston? If so what color lapel ribbon did she wear?

John McGowan
John McGowan
4 years ago

BobLee, is not a Corporation threatening to cause financial harm if a public official does not do as they want Extortion of a Public Official??????

TheCowdog
TheCowdog
4 years ago

So since you know…Who is that registered sex offender that the media refused to mention?

Bill Brockman
Bill Brockman
4 years ago

What timing. Been quite a few months since I visited my 92 y/o Dad in Charlotte and now this on the eve of my flight up there on April 5. Since we are both straight white men (is OK to say that in Charlotte?), where can we “go” safely, if anywhere? Any idea how many members of the UNC faculty were in the protest? Hard to believe that N.C. is making my home state of Louisiana look sane and reasonable by comparison. Don’t think I’ve ever said that before in my 66 years. Cheers, BobLee! These shenanigans must have you… Read more »

BobLee
BobLee
4 years ago

A number of you (mostly gals) have been asking about the “Dean Dome Pee Walls”. Any guy who has ever “had to go” while at The DD is very familiar with them. …. basically they are 6′ high ceramic urinals but rather than individual units it is one 10-12′ foot long “wall unit” all the way to the floor. Water is constantly pouring from the top to the several drains on the floor. …. 10-12-15 guys simply line up along “the wall” and pee side by side with the wall being one’s “target”. . So long as one is not… Read more »

ned
ned
4 years ago
Reply to  BobLee

Mayor Jim Roberts, D- Charlatan, is also a good candidate for the pee wall, and would have no trouble reaching the top of the wall if called upon. This beast is bit taller than your average he/she. I love the fact she spent taxpayer money to travel to the Super Bowl under the guise of “official city business”, which means he/she trolled the Castro district, begging the locals for the stupidiest idea she could bring home. The Roberts family has the money to pay for their own freaking plane tickets, and like the past mayors, would never send their kids… Read more »

ned
ned
4 years ago
Reply to  BobLee

He/she carried the black vote. It also has the gay agenda money flowing into it’s coffer’s, as well as the other city council creatures. Here’s a quickie on the past 4 mayors- Jim Roberts- less than 4 months into its term, this has been its focus, well other than going to the Super Bowl on taxpayer money. It’s kids went to private schools. (I know it’s hard to believe somone would procreate with this sasquatch. Patrick Cannon- didn’t last 3 months before the FBI had him in jail. Kids went to private school. Anthony Foxx- “lawyer” with a no show… Read more »

58 Wolf Kennel
58 Wolf Kennel
4 years ago

Bet it was not a long conversation to decide who wrote this up between BL and Agent Pierce. AP is not humorous enough to handle this one. My personal feelings on this are not far from yours. Clearly the Legislature intentionally over-reached on their response, and North Carolina deserves most of the derision hurled our way. These are my comments. Don’t know Mayor Jennifer but she did bring 6 minutes of greetings to our kick-off of our new Missiongathering Christian Church in the NoDa area of Charlotte. Had a discussion with Wilber in Goldsboro Tuesday. He asked if I thought… Read more »

Doug
Doug
4 years ago

Even though I still don’t really care I do love me some irony. Oh the irony. For years the same protesting nincompoop’s have protested evil corporations which are ruining life as they want it to be are suddenly embracing the same evil doing corporations for threatening NC with doom over HB2. Does this mean Starbucks will close all NC locations? No more double Caffè Mocha Latte’s? Or maybe the idiots legislating in Raleigh can ban Boeing airplanes from landing in NC airports. Charlotte Douglas Int. Airport and Mayor Roberts would love that one. Will Raleigh’s Red Hat pick up and… Read more »

Camvilpack
Camvilpack
4 years ago

BL – don’t you know that the full correct abbreviation is LGBTQA? Q = Questioning, and A = Asexual. Really.

NCSU68Grad
NCSU68Grad
4 years ago

This thing is really hilarious. Even my MENSA son, who is an NCSU Grad and also a UNC JD Grad and a flaming liberal is laughing at it. He stated, rather casually, that is is just a political stunt and he does not reside in NC. He was (and is always) well informed since he gets the talking points from the DNC daily. But, I digress. He comments were that Cumo was even more hypocritical than the Gov called him. The fact that he did not call a special session of the legislature to ban travel by the Syracuse team… Read more »

unctarheel1984
unctarheel1984
4 years ago

By law we will have transgenders using bathrooms of their biological sex at birth. So Caitlyn Jenner goes to the men’s room in her dress and squats on a urinal and Chastity Bono goes to the men’s room in his suit and pees in the sink. Just like the GA wanted it to be. I am so pleased. I can only hope the wives and children of our legislators are present to witness.

NCSU68Grad
NCSU68Grad
4 years ago
Reply to  BobLee

Cialis and Viagra will pay a LOT of buck for that photo…..it will surpass Hillary as the cure for the unfortunate and unintended consequence of the 4 hour “embarrasment”

Angeline
Angeline
4 years ago
Reply to  unctarheel1984

Oh, are Bruce and Chastity living in North Carolina now? Anyhow, Mr. Jenner has not had the surgery required to enable him to change his birth sex. His reason being – he still likes sex with women. So, I don’t see a problem there. Chastity has not had the surgery either. I guess they want to be the opposite sex – but not really.

MP
MP
4 years ago

I talked with the dumbest PhD last night that I have ever met. (We work together.) He attacked me for supporting HB2. When I nailed him on not having read the Charlotte law or HB2, his only come back was that we shouldn’t care who uses WHICH bathroom. It’s okay for his mother to use the stall next to the biker dude with peanuts-and-beer after effects.

…. There is no way to win this argument. People are so consumed by their hatred and biases that their brain cells normally used for thinking have become incapacitated.

Doug
Doug
4 years ago
Reply to  MP

MP, You give too much credit to them when you think they actually otherwise “think”. These are just automatons of the state who in most cases can only do what they have been told.

Hugh Johnson
Hugh Johnson
4 years ago

BL, The NC AG, who moonlights as a political candidate, refuses to defend the state on the HB2 matter. I heard he consulted with Colorado, California and a gypsy on Rosemary St to mediate the crisis. His finding: if businesses choose not to establish unisex, single stall or douche-free zones by 30 Sep 16, then they must hire at $15/hr a certified Pecker Checker bathroom attendant. UNC leads the nation in Phallic Studies PHDs and other equally prestigious degrees, so finding adequate left-leaning Pecker Checkers should not be a major erectile problem. If so, there is abundant medication for that;… Read more »

Da judge in Charlotte
Da judge in Charlotte
4 years ago

The Charlotte City Council’s attempt to outlaw separate bathrooms for men and women and the overreaction by the NC General Assembly has made South Carolina look like the repository of reason and common sense. It kinda reminds me of when UNC converted a men’s dorm on North Campus to housing for women in the late Sixties and left the urinals in the bathrooms.

S Sully
S Sully
4 years ago

DM, when did this issue become “serious?” And what makes a bathroom “serious” as opposed to a dressing room at a department store/shop, or a restaurant for that matter? When did bigotry begin and end in a restroom? Voyeurism and sexual attacks DO happen in public restrooms where women and children are vulnerable. That IS serious. Allowing people with evil intentions to use this ordinance as a way to harm others would have been a travesty. The GA acted swiftly because they had to. April 1 was looming. When did the rules change to restrict my personal privacy rights? Have… Read more »

D Moore
D Moore
4 years ago

BL,

If the legislature had limited its reach to the bathroom, your arguement might have more validity. However, they used that issue as a pretext to limit cities abilities to protect gays from discrimination. That is the real issue, as you and I both know it (because, as I mentioned, you are a smart guy).

Sorry if I offended or overstepped by suggesting you stick to sports. I’ve just never disagreed with you on that subject, so I suppose I like keeping you in that sandbox.

Lakepacker
Lakepacker
4 years ago

This is one of the dumber fights in a long time. The Charlotte “gang” acted irresponsibly, and the GA even crazier. The GA was scheduled to convene in a month anyway, and there was no need for a special session. Having said that, if we had realized that this would keep “certain” Yankees out of our great state, they should have called a special session years ago. Now that Governor Pat is in Raleigh, I guess Charlotte is trying to overtake Chapel Hill as the liberal capital of NC. Great commentary.

Doug
Doug
4 years ago
Reply to  BobLee

Maybe if Roy Cooper had actually acted to delay the start of the ordinance there would not be the “rush” aspect. We know why he did not though. The Tranny vote must be pretty lucrative.

I also am sad, not surprised, that there is not common sense on these advocates case. The main reason for people to be concerned is sexual predators posing as trannys or otherwise abusing the law not necessarily a true sincere tranny. Sexual predators are giving them a bad name.

D Moore
D Moore
4 years ago

BL, You are a funny guy, and it is lots of fun pointing out the crazy liberals in CH. However, you are having fun over a subject that is serious. You are smart enough to know this law isn’t about bathrooms. I probably agree with you and AP about most things, but this law is mean spirited, cynical, and bad for business. I don’t subscribe to the liberal media, and I’m not influenced by them one iota. But I do know when something smells bad, and this law stinks. My suggestion to you would be to stick to sports. On… Read more »

Doug
Doug
4 years ago
Reply to  BobLee

It is going to be a sad day in NC when we cannot prosecute sexual predators hanging out in the showers/bathrooms. Women in particular should be more upset about this and marching for their rights.

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