…… Urban Meyer has few fans here. Most of you dislike him because (1) he is not with your team of choice and (2) he wins A LOT. Regardless, Urban is a classic victim in The Era of Instant Information. And BobLee reveals his LLM Theory to help TSA be AOK ASAP.

….. It’s that time of year when over-caffeinated fans explode over football coaching moves. Every “sleeping giant” (burp) deserves Urban Meyer or at least Bill Bellichek “because”. Every AD MUST pay “whatever it takes” to snare the current guru de jour. Agents finagle with Headhunters as prima donna coaches “lie to dem boys” ….. and BobLee’s obligatory Tiger update.

….. Over the past six months your humble Internet Legend has “gone yard” on “I told you so’s” at a pace that even Josh Hamilton would envy. Do I have more Deep Throats among my contacts than Tiger does in his speed dial? Do I use a magic eight ball? How do I do it.. And a bunch more stuff ….. And a God-lovin’ Baby Jesus Birthday reminder of the season.

…… You know your goofy Uncle Max that insists on taking out his glass eye and setting it on the kitchen counter? You know silly Aunt Rose that does her version of Meg Ryan’s orgasm from When Harry Met Sally at every family get together? Are your eccentric relatives in the Basketball Hall of Fame? Ol’ Roy2Rings is …..

…… Get me Lou Gehrig’s sound system. I, BobLee, “am the the luck luck iest man man on the the face of the earth”. Reverberations aside, my Christmas came early thanks to Tiger and Roy. Imaging writing “people do really dumb stuff” columns and have these two Naughty Nike Guys fall in your lap. I mean REALLY. ….. and like an artichoke, the more you peel this stuff the foolishier it all gets. …… (We’ll do a video later)

What do you and I, the fetching Ms Decker and “Captain” Jack Sparrow all have in common? Each of us has some sort of opinion about Tiger Woods. What’s curious is not my opinion or yours, but that we ALL have one. It’s 2010. How broad is your G.A.D. Zone?