I asked for examples of absurdum in the wake of “WE LOST ‘08”. You responded, providing a glimpse into the dark recesses of genus “Homosapius Tar Heelus”. When the Good Lord divided up the nitwits, Carolina did not get short-changed.
BobLee machine guns his way thru a bunch of reader inquiries on a wide variety of goofy subjects.
I doubt Poplar Bluff even has “a sports bar” but imagine what it was like anywhere in town when Tyler hit that thunder dunk and then started the long range bombing. It was “Goose Bump Good” PERIOD!…
A boy, a rock and a plate glass window leads to a very predictable outcome. So much of life and human nature. BobLee updates, ruminates, and pontificates on silly but true issues of the day. ….. ON TO SAN ANTONIO !!
If I wait on this Chicago column until all turmoil and strife is gone, it’ll never happen. A week ago 98% of you would have guessed that Eve Carson was Kit’s wife. …. and Eliot Spitzer was simply another duplicitous lying sack o’crap politician.
Treat this Valentine’s Day as maybe your last. With political upheaval at Full Tilt, ya never know what the PC-Police will target next. Chocolate, Flowers and Romance are not big deals to the “non-traditional” sexual preference lobby. BobLee’s great new service for Baby Boomer Babes
Mike said ___ so Roy said ___ but Roy meant ___ ….. and Jane Fonda said ___. The Jason Kidd trade went thru. Kelvin Sampson may be thru. The SI Swimsuit issue is out but the school librarians don’t care any more ….. Barack OWonka Said ___
Wayne Ellington had a Shammond/ Dante/ Rick Fox “Can’t Throw It In The Ocean” Game ….. with 2:00 to go, a sure “3” squirts out that would have meant an end of game scenario that Bobby Jones and Sweet D coulda pulled off blindfolded ….. Alas, the “real fans” are fashioning a noose for Ol’ Roy.
…. I noted in that last column that Kid’s learning lamp has been ablaze recently. What a wonderful wonderful experience that can be! I hope you all know what it means and that yours burns bright too ….. OF COURSE it does. You’re reading BobLeeSays !!! Daddy decided to “do something about it” ….. uh oh.
It Got BetterDo ya know what the speed limit is on the Ol’ Miss campus? …. Did ya know that Olivia Manning was Homecoming Queen at Ol’ Miss? …. Did ya know that The Garden District of Nawlins where The Mannings live was spared by Katrina? …. Today it’s Really REALLY Good To Be Archie!
Everybody knows that celebrities always die in 3s. …. Unlike “Dean only recruited Eagle Scouts” and “Mike Krzyzewski has cloven hoofs”, the Rule of 3s IS actually “a rule”. …. (1) Suzanne Pleshette – (2) Heath Ledger – (3) ???? Apparently there is a NEW Rule of 3 ….. Three “celebrities” will…..
It sounds silly to say but I bet you were fooled too. …. Watch newsreel footage of Babe Ruth. He runs like a Keystone Kop or Charlie Chaplin. Could it be early film technology or has mankind just learned to walk right since Lee Iacocca marketed the Mustang?
The “Meet Jimmy Sexton” column has circled the globe more times than Soyuz 7. The name Sexton has joined Krzyzewski and Amato on the Tar Heel yuck ptui list …. BobLee gets into “the Referee Thing”.