Feb 9, 2020
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The Crash & Burning of “PLUGS” Biden
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No One… not Wife Jill… not Blacksheep Son Hunter… not any of the Incestuous Biden Crime Family… not anyone in Itty Bitty Delaware … not DNC Officials … not DNC Operatives … not The Yellow Dog Dem Media … certainly not Barack Hussein Obama … not Michelle “BigMO” Obama … not The Quite Mad Witch of Chappaqua … NO ONE.
NO ONE EVER Expected Joe “PLUGS” Biden TO WIN the 2020 National Election. Rather…
They All Expected Donald J. Trump TO LOSE The 2020 National Election. …
And “PLUGS” would be “a safe choice” to return America to The Deep Swamp.
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Wait… Whoa … Slow Down BobLee
Whats this “PLUGS” Biden thing? Fill us in BobLee.
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I figured everyone with the courage to read this website is a Hard-Core EIB DITTO-Head … with at least a 20-year listener merit badge.
About 15+ years ago Joe Biden “had some work done”. Work of “a follicular nature”.
Joe Biden Got Hair Implants. Joe Biden Got PLUGS!
It was obvious Joe was “having the work done”. Rush noticed it and nailed Joe with the nickname “PLUGS”.
When Rush “nails” a nickname on anyone he uses a railroad spike. Just ask Ruth “Buzzi” Ginsburg… or David “Rodham” Gurgen… or “Chuck-U” Shumar… or …
To make it even better-er… it was soon learned that Joe HATED the nick “PLUGS”… so, of course, Rush went out of his way to use it on-air at every opportunity. That was 15+ years ago. Plugs… Plugs … Plugs … Plugs ... LOLOLOL.
Now you know why “PLUGS” was quick to bash Rush getting The Medal of Freedom.… and his HAIR is another reason “PLUGS” is so jealous of Donald Trump.
Now you, and 20,000,000 EIB loyalists, all know The Legend of “PLUGS” Biden.
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Back to “PLUGS” Not WINNING …. But Trump LOSING in 2020. The Dems strategy was that Trump would simply Explode or Implode from Extreme Unfiltered Trumpification.
DJT’s unfiltered provocative shoot-from-the-hip style would eventually BLOW UP on him… and America would go EeeeWwww at the gooey mess… sweep it up… and vote for someone / anyone who “looks the part” and sorta “acts the part”.
Of the choices sent over by Central Casting… The Joe Biden – from 20 years ago – seemed ideal. That Joe had a nice lean “statesman” appearance. Several decades prancing around The Senate but keeping his pants up and no midnight skinny-dipping in the Tidal Basin (ala Wilbur Mills!) … at least that no one caught him doing.
Alas, “That Joe” had the beginning of a form of Tourette’s Syndrome where he blurts some thing really stoopid for no apparent reason. Remember The Indians at the Delaware 7-11s. The hair-sniffing “PLUGS The Perv” was creeping into his photo ops a bit but not into Every Picture that it gradually got to.
The Dems figured they could have a Damage Control Team assigned to Joe 24/7 and, with The Media sure to provide cover for anything his controllers missed … it should work.
Meanwhile PLUG’S Midnight Buck Nekkid Run-Abouts in his Delaware Mansion backyard were increasing in frequency. Paying off the neighbors not to “go to the tabloids” became a pain for PLUGS’ “keepers”.
Was this odd behavior tied to PLUGS’ TWO brain surgeries? Could there be some One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest action going on with PLUGS?
PLUGS’ crack about “This Obama fella is a nice clean one…” or whatever he blurted was REALLY close to That’s It Joe. You’re Toast but the media hushed it up as best they could.
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From 2008 to 2016, of course, “PLUGS” was Barack’s Caucasian Lawn Jockey outside The White House East Gate.
Trot the “white guy” out for the occasional “hair-sniffing photo-op” with Whozits From East WhoCaresWhere … send him to The Ukraine for whatever felonious mischief Bidens do in The Ukraine … and be sure to edit anything he says to a live mic.
Meanwhile Barack… BigMO … Eric “Stedman” Holder … and Valerie “Jihad” Jarrett were dismantling 220 years of “America”.
Obama always knew PLUGS was a dim bulb even for “a white guy”. That’s WHY he chose him for his Lawn Jockey / VP… but NEVER endorsed him for the Dem nominee? You figured THAT out haven’t you?
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“PLUGS'” not-so-slow morphing into a For-Real Loose Cannon went unnoticed with everyone’s attention on Bombastic Donald Being Bombastic Donald.
When the Dems did send PLUGS out on the Campaign Trail… Everyone realized “the 77 y/o PLUGS” was hardly statesman-like. His obvious “plugs” were compounded by his equally obvious “eye-work” which made him the beady-eyed double for Jeff Dunham’s grumpy old “Walter” character. See Up Top. Not quite Mount Rushmore potential.
Then PLUGS went full-bore biting the heads off of live mics… with a regularity that Ol’ Roy Williams would envy. Threats to the media covering PLUGS to carefully clean up his gaffes and full-blown rabid rants became daily.
The stress of The Hunter/Ukraine Scandal EXPLODING pushed Creepy Ol’ PLUGS closer to pulling a Thelma & Louise any day.
Finishing 5th out of 4 in Iowa or whatever the final miscount will be REALLY kicked the grumpy old coot ass over tea kettle. Losing badly to Bernie The Commie… Little Pete The Gay Mayor… and Sacaja-Warren has dumped PLUGS in a hole deeper than an ICBM silo.
Today – Sunday, Feb 9 – “PLUGS” went Full Crackers at a softball question lobbed to him by a reporterette in New Hampshire.
The Political book at The Stardust in Vegas as it “even-money” that PLUGS will be GONE by March 1… or sooner.
The Only Question IS
(1) will PLUGS walk off under his own power… or
(2) be carted off – ala Hannibal Lechter – as PLUGS snaps and snarls… But, Its MY TURN, DAMN IT …
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Leaving the Dems with The Cranky Old Commie … Little Pete … Screaming Lizzie … and Mini-Mike. Cute Lil’ GI-Tulsi is just off camera, AND, never forget The Quite Mad Witch of Chappaqua… and BigMO …
And Donald? Well, he just keeps on “Being Donald” which seems to be working out pretty good so far.
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Did the last one out at the N&O turn the lights off last night, or did Progress Energy do that for them? MNI’s filing has been as predictable as Biden’s impending drop out.
I stopped The N&O 15 years ago. Don’t even pick it up at newsstands. Only follow it thru reposts on social media. All my old adversaries there are long gone – Steve “WhiffenPoof” Ford, RobReilleWHO, Barry “Sportin’Life” Saunders, John Drescher, WhatHisName Quarles, Ruth “UnderTheBus” Sheehan, etc etc. There was one nimrod in their Op/Ed Dept that reminded me of the doofus in the movie Office Space with “my stapler”. . Journalism in its truest form is CRITICAL to a free society. Journalism as practiced by The N&O is a Threat to a free society. A POX on whats left of’em.
Agree, journalism, especially local, is critical. Corporate non-locally owned journalism is mostly pure trash. Especially when run by folks who think it is a good idea to spend multiple billions in the face of a technological shift in news delivery on last century’s technology. Combine that with their hysterical views on America, and you end up where they are. I hope all those folks aren’t depending on that old style Daniel’s family pension. The next iteration is going to make the current one appear to be astute in comparison. Click bait, non-local stories, lists that 3 year olds could read… Read more »
I suspect it was apocryphal … But Frank Daniels Jr was credited with … “If we corrected ALL of our mistakes, it might affect our credibility…”.
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Digital new sites are replacing “papers”; but the shift to overtly partisan tabloid journalism (??) is, indeed, the trend. I always wondered WHY a newspaper could not have point/counterpoint OpEd pages … present both sides and let readers pick their poison. And an ombudsman editor to oversee Headlines and story placements. ????
The photo combining “Walter” and Plugs together spoke volumes. I’ll never see Biden speak again on video without imagining those same words coming out of a cranky wooden-headed puppet. (Which, come to think of it, is another apt description of Joe Biden.)
BTW, I understand you have somewhat of an inside take on the Great One of AM Radio. Victor Davis Hanson (who is another very astute writer) has a wonderful tribute in National Review. https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/02/rush-limbaugh-radio-genius-changed-political-landscape
VDH is one of THE VERY BEST !! As an Official Internet Legend I do have certain “takes” occasionally. Good things I got my PLUGS column up before PLUGS simply “went away”. His Acute Senile Hostility eventually consumed him.
Nevermind his current, bizzaro responses to “hecklers”. His weekend outburst, calling a citizen a lying pony soldier, was beyond strange. Apart from, apparently, accusing the person of being a Cav puke, just what could that mean?
I doubt PLUGS has a clue. Probably denies he even said it. That Lying Tape/Video !!! Sumbitch Is Nutz !!!
I just saw more on this event. The person was female, and he also called her dogface. Now, had Trump… He is clearly nuts, and the MSM puts the ‘syco’ in sycophant.
Normally the MSM would “circle the wagons” to protect a high-profile Lib/Dem like PLUGS … BUT now PLUGs is on campaign life support and “bleeding out”… The MSM will simply shut down their PLUGS Team and move on other candidates with a pulse. …. BUT I AM JOE BIDEN / I AM IMPORTANT … yawn.
I thought Plugs was just trying to beat Lyndon LaRouche’s record of losing presidential runs. There’s no way he’s actually trying to win acting like this. Or is this a Candid Camera episode unfolding before our own eyes?
I think you are giving PLUGS too much credit. Whether it is a form of Tourette’s or just “senility” … his ongoing gaffes and rages cannot be “planned” or “scripted” in any way.
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Now… Whether DJT’s outbursts ARE … thats another matter altogether.
Hi boblee! Hello from the first in the nation primary state radio row at primary central.
YO LITTLE BUDDY! Great to hear from you way up yonder in NH.
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You have to get Blondie to tell you all about the OMG! FIRESTORM she created last week in Missouri. You will LOVE IT!
In a Buffett of Awesome Zingers … my favorites are: Valerie “Jihad” Jarrett and “Sacaja-Warren”. But there are so many classic lines here. Has this been sent to EIB Southern Command?
Thank You. … RE: EIB: I don’t know. “My people” handle all that stuff.
“From 2008-2016, “PLUGS” was Barack’s Caucasian Lawn Jockey …” OH MY! I want the bumper sticker / t-shirt rights to that.
I don’t know who this “BobLee” is; but this commentary is DY-NO-MITE !!
“Who Is This BobLee?” … just “a smart-aleck with his own website” for the past twenty years. Who, on occasion, can be rather clever.