Mo’ Silliness with “Griner & Glory”

Just Shhot Me2
July15/ 2015

We’ve squeezed a lot of Pure Foolishness out of (Brittany) “Griner & Glory”.  This has always been one john-ratzenberger-cheers-tv-1983-photo-GCof those totally unnecessary news (??) stories that belongs to what I call Cliff Clavin Vegetable News.  That legendary Cheers postman was fascinated by reports of farmers finding vegetables that “looked like” American Presidents…. or a Marx Brother.   A Zucchini that looks like Zeppo ??

If News was still relegated to 30-minutes / night local and another 30-minute of Huntley/Brinkley, such stories as “Griner & Glory” would never see the spotlight; but ‘dem days are long gone.  Now we have a bazillion news outlets with 24 hours to fill with “something” – “Griner & Glory” IS something. …. as “something” as “Khloe Kardashian dating” stories?  Dunno.

Folks, I AM ACUTELY AWARE THAT “America” is circling the drain as a society.  The Great Experiment lasted 250 years or so which hardly ranks with the Babylonians, Persians, Romans, Greeks, or even The Ming Dynasty; but it has been, to quote Texas Ranger Gus McRae – “…. a helluva party, Woodrow.”

I’ll leave it to AgentPierce and Bre’r Kennel to argue over the specifics of our national demise.   I doubt it began with The Creation of The WNBA, but I could be wrong.  I blame our national demise on the combo of “the designated hitter rule” and “freshmen eligibility”.   “Long basketball shorts” always gets a few votes too.

Silly me… I thought “Glory’s” tearful public admission last month that “I don’t think I’m a lesbian any more” was probably the last drop of high octane goofy we were gonna get outta this.   Ohhhhh No!  There’s a few more drops:

Report: Johnson demanding $20K in spousal support from Griner

PHOENIX, AZ - JULY 18: Brittney Griner #42 of the Phoenix Mercury and Glory Johnson #25 of the Tulsa Shock run during a WNBA All-Star Cares event on July 18, 2014 at US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona. (Barry Gossage/NBAE via Getty Images)

Barry Gossage / NBAE via Getty Images

Brittney Griner (left) and Glory Johnson, clearly in happier times.

Glory Johnson is pregnant, claims she is unable to work and is facing the annulment of her marriage. So now she reportedly wants Brittney Griner to pay her $20,000 per month — even though their marriage, if the annulment goes through, will have lasted less than a month.

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