October 17, 2025
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I’m hustling to get this posted before Belichick’s Boys invade Berkeley later tonight in search of their first ever Power4 Win … or, at least, first P4 loss by less than 20 points. The Fighting Belichickians should be right at home ideologically … Chapel Hill & Berkeley both being notorious for their radical left-wingedness.
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UPDATE: A late 4th Quarter fumble into the End Zone at 1:30 AM EDT on what woud have been the winning TD prevented an historic first-ever ACC win for Team Belichick versus the Golden Bears. At 2-4, now wiith old rival Virginia next “amid the lofty pines”.
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Not that she would ever consider it … but hopefully JordOn’s sideline attire tonight will NOT include a MAGA ballcap. YIKES!!! But one never knows about that peripatetic little vixen …. which is a shameless way to slide into one of today’s co-title subjects … “$10 Hookers”
As 95% of Earth’s population – including every one of Dean’s 8,000,000,000 Chinese – knows, UNC Head Football Coach Bill “Six Rings” Belichick is the subject of considerable conversation about pretty much every aspect of his “33rd NFL Franchise” amid Kenan’s Lofty PInes. Among the primary conversational topics being the aforementioned Miss JordOn Hudson … “Billy Six Rings” current girl friend.
QUESTION: BobLee why do you upper case the “O” in JordOn?
ANSWER: UNCCH sports fans have a long history of misspelling the names of its sports celebrities. Be they Matt DOHERTY – Bill GUTHRIDGE – and Tyler HANSBROUGH among others. Michael JORDAN is usually spelled correctly as shown. The arrival in UNCCH sports of another “Jord-n” creates a problem.
Miss Hudson spells her name with an “o” rather than the “a” of #23. By emphasizing her “O” I hope to educate millions of Tar Heel faithful … a Sisyphisian task if there ever was one. Mary Willingham would approve.
OK … back to Ms Hudson and her prominent role in any discussion of the present and future of The Belichick Era (Error). It is highly unusual in both the NFL and CFB for a Head Coach’s Family – or 24 y/o girl friend – to be on the sidelines prior to and during a game. Their presence on-the-field post-game celebrating a Big Win is not uncommon … A “Big Win” for UNCCH has yet to be an issue this season.
For a Head Coach’s 24-year old girl friend to be on the sidelines immediately prior to a game … and dressed “like a $10 Hooker working an Atlantic City casino parking lot” is unheard of. And, I maintain, is unnecessary and easily removed as “a concern” among the lengthy list of concerns surrounding “Billy Six Rings”.
If I were asked for my solution (I have NOT been asked … yet) it would be two-fold:
(1) Assign a plain clothes “body guard” to accompany JordOn prior to – during – after each game. Unobtrusively, he will see that JordOn stays OFF the field preferably in a private suite or a VIP Suite … maybe The Blue Zone but thats “iffy”.
(2) Contract with an upscale “personal shopper” to select several “fashionable wardrobes” for JordOn to choose from for both games and any other public appearances. “Fashionable” to EXCLUDE “Daisy Dukes”… mini shorts … tight t-shirts … leather pants … thigh-high boots … “F Me” pumps … ANYTHING that Julia Roberts might have worn in the opening scenes of Pretty Woman.
Those exclusions seem to dominate JordOn’s current clothing preferences. In the privacy of their home, JordOn can, of course, cavort about for Bill’s prurient pleasure as a French maid … a nubile cheerleader … a harem girl … a coffee-tea-or me stewardess … a dominatrix … Little Bo-Peep …. Whatever …. But lets not preview those options ON THE FREAKIN’ SIDELINES… OK?
I have reviewed tapes from The Blue Zone over the past 4-5 years …. not one Big Ramette … Quail Hollow CC matron has EVER worn a pair of pleather mini shorts and a french-cut t-shirt with or without the thigh-high boots to a Kenan Stadium event. I suppose JordOn COULD be a trend-setter but not until Bill gets within 20 points of beating a P4 team …
I appreciate that JordOn’s “$10 Hooker look” likely has a certain appeal to a certain faction of UNCCH board monkeys. Their opinions on ANYTHING should always be ignored. As should former UNC Board of Trustees Chair John Preyer’s opinion be ignored … thats what got UNCCH into this GodAwful National Punchline Embarrassment.
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For all the media attention The Belichick Error continues to attract worldwide … there is one topic where his name IS NOT being mentioned.
Bill Belichick is NOT on any list to be Penn State’s next HFC. Tim “The Grand Buffoon” Walz has a better shot at that than “Billy Six Rings”. Which conveniently morphs us into our 2nd co-topic today.
Raise your hand if you have made some sort of comment over the past several weeks about BUY-OUTS for fired college football coaches.
The universal opinion is …. “The #1 Best Job in the World” is to be a fired head football coach at a Power4 school”. For years I’ve thought being Ann-Margret’s cabana boy was #1 … I’m showing my age with that one.
Yes … a fired Head Football Coach at most P4 schools these days does get more Buy-Out $$$$ than a Democrat Senator gets to shill for Big Pharma. THAT is a LOT of $$$$.
Do you “blame” Super Agent Jimma Sexton? … Do you blame the coaches? … Do you blame Donald Trump? Yes, on that last one IF you are a homicidal left-wing lunatic with terminal TDS.
Before I convince you that the full blame lies with THE SCHOOLS … lets get one thing straight. Whether its $75,000,000 …. $52,000,000 …. $20,000,000 …. yadda yadda – IT IS ALL MONOPOLY MONEY.
The record Buy-Out so far is Jimbo Fisher’s $75,000,000 from Texas A&M several years ago. That record will be equaled or broken within the next 2-3 years. The OMG amount is paid out over a period of years and adjusted if the fired coach takes another job.
aTm, nor Penn State, nor VaTech, nor Arkansas, nor Oklahoma State, likely Florida or Kentucky or, almost certainly, Wisconsin is going to suffer ANY noticeable negative effects whatsoever … no courses will be cancelled … no planned facilities will not be built … dorms will be renovated and new dorms built … the grass will still be cut … tenured Communist “perfessers” will stay employed … the lights will stay on … et al …
As an alum you will NOT notice a single effect of that ridiculous Buy-Out your school had to give that stoopid coach who could not win Big Games and who didn’t throw to the tight end enough”.
Between deep pocketed Fat Cats … slush funds and creative accounting the coach will get his $$$ in an agreed upon fashion … and the school will go out and hire the next coach and he will also have a ridiculous buy-out in his contract.
IF you demand that Your School “be competitive” in Big Time College Football … you accept everything that entails. Trying to “Wake up a Sleeping Giant” is a very very expensive endeavor with ZERO guarantees. No “flavor-of-the-month” hot upcoming coach can guarantee anything.
Your school’s board monkey mob don’t know “jack” … neither does your Board of Whatever trust fund baby elites. Your AD hopefully has a network to help his due diligence but even that has flaws.
Three years ago Luke Fickell was the #1 Hot Coach To Get … today he is the most hated man in Madison Wisconsin … not named Donald Trump. Madison is a radical left-wing hell hole … even worse than Chapel Hill. It’s “Berkeley With Bad Winters”.
DID YOU KNOW THAT: Kentucky’s Basketball NIL Payroll this year is $20,000,000! That was Ohio State’s Football payroll two years ago,
The obvious solution that EVERY P4 school has … including UNCCH … is my genius idea of pushing away from the High Stakes P4 Poker Table … and playing the dollar slots instead
UNC and its regional comparable institutions are ideally positioned to form a Southern Ivies – for lack of a better term – hire very capable coaches at a “reasonable salary” … recruit semi-legitimate student-athletes with “reasonable NILs” to enjoy the college experience (without Lambos and Rolexes) … and play exciting games each Fall Saturday against comparable rivals institutions.
… sigh.
Yeah … I realize there is a much better chance JordOn might not look “like a $10 Hooker” in The Blue Zone than my Southern Ivies incredible idea ever happening …. but ya can’t say I didn’t suggest it.
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