Governor Andy in Albany … & The Oprah & The Royals

Andy & Oprah
BobLee
March13/ 2021

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March 13, 2021

Governor Andy in Albany… and The Oprah & The Royals

As America’s Handbasket continues its inexorable descent into Lucifer’s fiery depths … let us speak of recent reaffirmations of mankind’s / womankind’s / itkind’s unworthiness to be considered “the ultimate evolution of the species”.

If “we” are the best that 10,000s of years could evolve into … I wonder what species is in 2nd place … or 8th place ???

Unless you are among the millions that actually did vote for “whatshisname in the basement” and “the razor-totin’ woman” and you get your “news” from almost anywhere but HERE … you have probably heard that Fredo Cuomo’s big brother Governor Andy in Albany is in a bit of a sticky wicket.

NOTE:  “Fredo” Cuomo is a disparaging nickname given to Godfather Mario’s youngest son – Chris.  It is derived from the weaselly “Fredo Corleone” character in Godfather.  It really pisses Chris off so we use it a lot.

Six months ago The Corrupt Left-wing Media was all aflutter praising Governor Andy in Albany because – unlike “whatshisname in the basement” –  Andy Cuomo was appearing on TV every day lying about all the grandmas and grandpas  he was sending to their deaths with The Chinese Flu.

… Andy looked so gosh darn “gubernatorial” back then

The Terminally Corrupt Left-wing Media LOVED Governor Andy then.  Now … not so much.   Now its March and the media swooning has turned into “Cuomo?  What’s a Cuomo? Is that a Dr Seuss character”.

Don’t get confused re: duplicitous Democrat governors.  Andy Cuomo did not ridicule “black people” by appearing “in blackface” back in college – that we know of.  Thats the duplicitous Democrat governor in Virginia.

Nor did Andy enthusiastically champion giving pedophiles full access to little girls’ restrooms.  That is the duplicitous Democrat governor in North Carolina.

… And, of course, there are those duplicitous doozies in Michigan, Illinois and California.  There are enough duplicitous Democrat governors to  (insert some silly example of doing something).

Governor Andy in Albany was caught “sniffing aides” … Oops …NO, my bad.  The Perv Sniffer is Ol’ Joe in the basement.

Did Governor Andy have illicit sex with “Fast Willie” Brown … NO – that was Kamala The Razor-totin’ Woman.

Oh, I know … Governor Andy in Albany was The Serial Flirter.

“Flirting” is not necessarily a bad thing UNLESS one is a 63 y/o slimeball governor and the flirtees are vulnerable young women young enough to be his granddaughters … then it gets “yucky”…. even by amoral Lib/Dem standards.

As of Friday, Andy’s serial flirting finally exceeded the “allowable” limit.

“Six” is apparently the maximum number of nubile aides that a slimey Democrat Governor is allowed to “get yucky” with.

It’s now up to 7-8 “aides” … increasing faster than Dominion software votes after midnight. 

NY Senators Chuck-U Schumer and “the other one” are calling for Slimey Andy to “just go away”.   Which likely means Andy WILL “just go way”  … kicking and screaming his version of “… the definition of ‘is”.  Hey, that worked for Slick Willie… Remember HIM?

Meanwhile “Geraldo” is conducting a man-on-the-street poll in Times Square to see how many New Yorkers recall if it was former Governors George Pataki or Eliot Spitzer that got caught with “the high-dollar hooker”.   The correct answer is Spitzer.

When New York’s Governor is soooo yucky that New Yorkers forget about NYC Mayor “Bill The Commie” De Blasio … you KNOW it’s pretty bad.

Maybe Dominion Software can come up with an app to keep track of sleazy New York Democrat politicians …

Let’s face it America … do we really care about umpteen sleazy liberal democrats when Meghan & Harry are imperiled?  OMG !!!

Disclaimer:  I did NOT watch “Madame O” a/k/a “The Oprah” and her heart-wrenching interview with The Duke & Duchess of Sussex.   But I did consult my Go-To on all matters “Royals” – The Kid in Wisconsin. 

Kid’s Mom – Blondie – shares our daughter’s fascination with “The Royals”. … The only “Royals” I ever cared about were George Brett and Dan Quisenberry.

I would NOT watch “The Oprah” if she did a YouTube on Guaranteed Ways to Catch 5-lb Bass Without a Boat … and I REALLY want to know how to do that.

LizzieB

Given a choice of “sit next to on an 8-hour bus ride” between The Oprah – Hillary Clinton – Nancy Pelosi – or “Lizzie Borden holding a bloody ax” I would opt for Lizzie every time.  Wouldn’t you … be honest?

97.5% of the I feel so sorry for poor Duchess Meghan crowd also ……

Think that…  AOC and Greta The Climate Troll are Awesome.  Uh Oh!

Anyone looking for proof that America is indeed staring into The Abyss and The Abyss is laughing … need look no farther than the fact that Meghan Markle – AOC – & Greta The Climate Troll have millions of clueless “peeps” … who probably vote.  Some multiple times … some might be related to you.  Uh Oh!

England’s “Royals” are weird … very very weird.  But remember The English voted Winston Churchill out of office three months after V-E Day.  Churchill – The Man who single-handedly saved their arrogant asses from The Nazi War Machine.

Piccadilly ain’t the only “circus” over there.  The DNA of “The Royals” is more screwed up than The Hatfields & The McCoys.  The English’s affection for a goofy monarchy is their bizness … like driving on the wrong side of the road and crop circles and Stonehenge and …

I was a fan of “Suits” and very cool Harvey Spectre and that red-haired gal.  I thought Meghan Markle’s character was whiney.  Meghan Markle is whiney.

I THINK … Meghan Markle’s Problem is that Kate Middleton AND her sister “Pippa” are waaaaaay cooler than “I’m half-black” Meghan will ever be.

Pinocchio

As for “Harry’s problems”… Charles is his father.  Enuff said … Harry never had a chance to be a functioning adult.  Pinocchio had better odds of being “a real boy” than Harry ever did.

“Poor Meghan The Victim” will dump Harry within two years and “celebrate her blackness” by dating the 4-5 NBA guys that The Kardashians haven’t gotten around to … yet!

A final word on The Oprah … she taught Barack & BigMo how to capitalize on white guilt among suburban soccer moms.  As America’s first Affirmative Action Billionairess, “Madame O” has always been much better at THAT than she ever has been at losing weight.

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Rob
Rob
15 days ago

I think the Royals are a bit like Tobacco Road basketball is to NC folks, largely a thing of the past, but its still our past and we have many great memories of watching games with Mom/Dad/Grandma/Grandad/Uncle Jimmy etc… So like the Brits we can still be a tad defensive about it. . I know a Gal who is the spitting image of Megan Markle, and is similarly a self obsessed narcissist disguising herself as an artsy lady who “just loves grandma’s”. I feel particularly sorry for this Gal’s husband, he works his ass off to support her and all… Read more »

MC in Goldsboro
MC in Goldsboro
1 month ago

I agree with Queen City- the Dems are cleaning house to make way for Kamala’s run. Whichever Obama plant is pulling the strings in the Biden WH (Susan Rice, perhaps), is clearing the way for 2024. I fully expect Biden to resign at the two-year mark (if they can continue the “Weekend at Bernie’s” act until then), thereby allowing Kamala to run as an incumbent in 2024. The “me-too” routine is all fun and games, as long as it is being used against those on the right (same with cancel culture); not so much when it happens to those on… Read more »

Jay Light
30 days ago
Reply to  BobLee

Don’t know why others don’t see the danger and are raising cain about this socialist democrats forever bill.

Jay Light
30 days ago

Love your “Weekend at Bernie’s”. I will probably use that myself when describing Beiing Biden. LOL

Ffrohbose
Ffrohbose
1 month ago

But BobLee, don’t you figure it’s not so easy being a Duke?

BC.FL
BC.FL
1 month ago

Never watched an episode of Oprah and don’t intend to start now. Biden’s silence on NY is an indication that he does not want his previous misdeeds to raise their ugly heads.
Thanks again for “nailing it”

RaleighJacket
RaleighJacket
1 month ago

“increasing faster than Dominion software votes after midnight”. Just perfect and so true. Always enjoy your columns.

former96heel
former96heel
1 month ago

Didn’t the blind Gov who followed Spitzer also have lady issues? I thought being a serial perv would be a job requirement in NY? “…and lastly, I am kicking out the Disney Theater in Times Square to bring back the afternoon matinee trench coat crowd for the dispossessed amongst us. That they register on that federal list is a shame to our system.” I am fairly certain that is in the NY Dem platform. Maybe in 2021, they are looking for a more woke version, and need one with same sex harassment around his neck. Then he’d be a real… Read more »

former96heel
former96heel
1 month ago
Reply to  BobLee

The personality that comes with elected officials is such that 98% believe rules and standards belong to us, not them. That is not bipartisan for sure. With no real opposition right now from the R’s, with Trump being virtually silenced online, expect the internal sniping to start taking these out one by one. . FWIW, I completely remember Spitzer’s resignation presser. It wasn’t nearly the dumpster fire of recently departed Dolly’s younger brother, but boy am I certain his wife beat the tar out of him once they got home. She looked like a hound dog starved for 3 weeks… Read more »

Hesire#2
Hesire#2
1 month ago

I agree with you 100%. I hear that the Monarchy will dissolve when]if] Elizabeth ever dies.

TarSpartan
TarSpartan
1 month ago

On Governors: I am amused and not at all surprised that our own Gov. Abbot in Texas decided that freedom isn’t such a bad thing after all, followed by the predictable “everybody’s gonna die” from the predictable crowd. Mention that Gov. Andy *actually* killed people with his policies, and you get crickets. On Royals: I was always partial to Jorge Orta. I think because he anglicized it to “George” instead of pronouncing it the Spanish way (sounding like “hor-hay”). Or maybe that was just the 80s announcers. He also had the bad luck of being associated with the blown call… Read more »

Da Judge in Charlotte
Da Judge in Charlotte
1 month ago

It is entertaining watching Democrats like Chuck Schumer and AOC abandoning Cuomo faster than a hooker taking off her clothes. They don’t want Andy dragging them down the toilet with him. I ‘d like a large popcorn and a large soda, please. The show gets better every day!

NCSU68Grad
NCSU68Grad
1 month ago

Dad gummed iPad spelling goofus. The Royal Couple should NOT have to panhandle…just attend the glitzy parties and Meg is gonna become a Candidate of the Democracy Party. Wow….how lucky can the USA get?

NCSU68Grad
NCSU68Grad
1 month ago

Meghan and LeBrainDead….the perfect couple… good column… I did watch the Netflix Crown or Tierra or whatever. The Queen in that series would have had her boiled in white vinegar prior to the ceremony. WONDER how much Merk and Har got from the O gabfest. The only thing, and this is a headline, is that the Royal not quite abdicated couple are worth well over 50 $Million….So all their lavish “perks and allowances” should. Or have them on the corner of Hollywood and Vine with a sign..

Queen City
Queen City
1 month ago

The Dem’s are cleaning house starting with Gov Andy. The nut jobs in Cali and Michigan are next in an effort to clear an unimpeded path for Kamala in 4 years. I don’t think Harry ever cared about playing second fiddle to his big bro until he married a stripper.

ENC1
ENC1
1 month ago

Great summary of society today and I agree poor Meghan will leave poor Harry soon and England will still be following the Royal family like they are really the most important family in the world.

Ruth M
Ruth M
1 month ago

Ya just seem to get better with age! Oh, is that wine? This is great stuff. In speaking with several NY friends, upset is way to light a word to describe their position on the NY dims currently in office. As for the Royal family, oh well, I really don’t follow them. Meghan, is an opportunists who will do what ever it takes to get what she wants and will step on anyone/thing that gets in her way. As for O, MO, as the rest of the gang, I do not watch, follow or believe anything coming from them. Have… Read more »

JoCoFred
JoCoFred
1 month ago

Spot on! There are at least 3 coffee spitters in this one! Going Chi-com for a new keyboard!

JoCoFred
JoCoFred
1 month ago
Reply to  BobLee

Razor-totin’ is right in there!

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