BabylonBee IS A SATIRE SITE… BabylonBee IS A SATIRE SITE… BabylonB…

Babylon Bee
BobLee
January06/ 2020

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Jan 6, 2020

 

BabylonBee IS A SATIRE SITE… BabylonBee IS A SATIRE SITE

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Your #1 2020 New Year’s Resolution IS… tell ALL your social media friends to tell all their social media friends that…

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BabylonBee.com IS A SATIRE SITE !!!

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BabylonBee.com is a Very Very Clever… Very Well Done… Hilariously Funny SATIRE SITE.

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Satire is… the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

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It is one of only two websites that I actually pay cash money to access.  TheAthletic.com is the other one.  I would not pay a wooden nickel to access The News&Observer or The CharlotteObserver or WaPo or The NYT.  I can see all the crap they print – that I care about – via social media reprints for free.

I wish that all 63,000,000+ of my fellow Deplorables / Bitter Clingers / Dumb Redneck Trump Supporters / et al were “sharp” enough to appreciate the awesome humor of BabylonBee.com … but, alas, they are not.

A significant % of my fellow Deplorables etc see a BabylonBee headline on Facebook/Twitter and immediately have a conniption fit…

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“OMG OMG OMG …. THEY SAID blah blah blah.. THAT’S HORRIBLE.  THEY OUGHTA BE blah blah blah”

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The BabylonBee headlines that create the greatest number of OMG OMG OMG reactions involve Joe Biden… Hillary Clinton… … Nancy Pelosi..  Barack &/or BigMO Obama … or Insane Hollywood B-list Whozit…”.   

While I lament this on-going naiveté on behalf of many of my like-minded guys and gals, I do not hold them solely responsible for their ever-so-predictable knee-jerking.

The only difference between these BabylonBee headlines / articles and “real” (wink, wink) mainstream media headlines / articles is that the BabylonBee guys INTEND theirs to be JOKES.

The BUFFOONS in the mainstream media are quite serious… and take themselves quite seriously.  You would not believe how seriously the mainstream media BUFFOONS take themselves.

These blow-dried Ron Burgundy / Ted Baxters Clowns and their oh-so-earnest and vapid InfoBabe second bananas will never accept the reality that they have indeed become BUFFOONS!   The more they deny it… the more BUFFOONISH they become.Vampires

Laughing at a member of The Media is akin to holding up a crucifix to a vampire.  They cannot bear being confronted with their own absurdity.  They curl up into a fetal position and whimper.

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Brian Stelter

Media Buffoons are like Bond Girls and BBQ Joints.  Everyone is entitled to his/her favorite Media Buffioon.  Mine is CNN’s Brian Stelter.   Brian puts a dorky face to the term “Flaming Jackass”.

Tommy John has his own sports medical procedure.  Lou Gehrig have his own fatal illness.  How long before CNN’s Brian Stelter has his own Media Buffoon disease.  Will we one day read…

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It is with deep sadness that we must report that NBC’s Chuck Todd and MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough both passed away today from acute Brian Stelter Disease. 

Their pointy heads literally exploded on-air mid-rant making quite a yucky mess. Both Media Buffoons died severely constipated and with permanent snarls on their faces.  Film at 11…

NOTE: Whoever put the MAGA hats on Chuck & Joe’s exploded heads… we have you on the security tape.  We intend to hunt you down.

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BabylonBee.com not only SATIRIZES Politics, they also SATIRIZE “Christians” and the many silly issues within various protestant churches.

Their bits on video boards vs hymnals and Should your church have a Starbucks coffee bar? are classics.

One they did on How To avoid having to shake hands with strangers in church was a personal favorite of mine.

I’m waiting for… If the bride and groom, best man, maid of honor, groomsmen and bridesmaids are ALL transexuals…  which ones wear those ugly dresses?”

BabylonBee accepts articles from its subscribers.  Maybe I oughta write that one up.

Unlike most of the other world religions… “most” Christians have a sense of humor and can appreciate such deprecating humor.   I’ve been told that such is NOT the case among Muslims or the other religions that advocate mass executions of non-believers.  YIKES!

Tatersgonnatate.com is ANOTHER SATIRE SITE! Not as popular as BabylonBee.com

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If you don’t already subscribe to BabylonBee.com … you oughta.  But regardless.. PLEASE

Tell all your friends to tell all their friends that…  IT IS A SATIRE SITE!

Is it “REAL”?  Yes, It Is A REAL Satire Site.  

Is it FACTUAL?  BabylonBee is Every bit As Factual As The Mainstream Media

… and A LOT MORE FUN.

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Irate Pyrate
Irate Pyrate
4 months ago

BobLee, you may already be aware that the Patriot Post (patriotpost.us) also dependably has links to Babylon Bee’s satirical headlines. Or at least it does in in it’s daily digest that I get each day in my email. Great reading material in the Patriot Post. I also enjoy reading your articles, both of the sports variety and of the political “the world’s going to you-know-where downhill fast” persuasion!

NCSU88
NCSU88
4 months ago

I enjoy watching the uninformed heads explode at Babylon articles. Duffelblog is a wonderful military satire site in a similar vein.

DM Carpenter
DM Carpenter
4 months ago

But BobLee, the Bee seems to have awesome Jedi Mind Trick powers. Regardless of the satirical absurdities published by the Bee, the goggle-eyed masses seem driven to take them as a challenge, not unlike Charlie Brown with Lucy’s football; the lemmings and that cliff!

pat Kleinmaier
pat Kleinmaier
4 months ago

babylonbee gets closer to the truth every day

Doug Grimes
Doug Grimes
4 months ago

Even Iran refused to sign Colin Kaepernick after seeing his workout video. 😎

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