Nov 15, 2019
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Airports Implement “Turn Off CNN” Option … FINALLY
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In effect for only a few hours… air travelers are already hailing this newest addition to Airports Worldwide as…
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“The greatest boon to air travel… since TSA started hiring NFL Cheerleaders to conduct full body cavity searches!” … WHOA!
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In response to well over 63,000,000 repeated requests for the past three years, Airports around the world – Yes, even that scary one in Lagos, Nigeria – have implemented a Turn Off CNN Option in all boarding waiting areas.
Yes, it will cost “you” a quarter for 15-minutes of CNN-less Peace & Quiet but no one has objected… and no objections are expected… one traveler’s comment was particularly “interesting”.
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“Thank Goodness… now when I fly to Vegas for “Well, you know” I won’t have to look at that bald-headed nitwit son of mine flapping his pie hole…” – Mrs Stelter AKA “Brian’s Mother.
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Complete details on this AWESOME News were first posted on one of My Personal Favorite Websites – BabylonBee.com
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Airport Revenues Soar as Passengers Pay To Turn Off CNN
BabylonBee.com / Nov 14, 2019
WORLD—Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals.
For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while you’re waiting for your flight, leaving you with the “far superior” experience of just staring at a blank screen.
“At long last,” said one man waiting for his flight at LaGuardia as he dropped a few dollars’ worth of quarters into the “Turn CNN Off” slot. “Honestly, I might fly more now.” He’s not alone: airports expect a 426% uptick in traveling over the holidays as flyers no longer have to worry about having the droning words of CNN hosts pounded into their heads for hours on a layover.
The feature has been one of the most-requested by travelers along with the dismantling of the TSA and pretzel bags with more than 3 pretzels in them. … READ MORE…
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