AP… WARNING… I simply Don’t Know.

February28/ 2018

WARNING: I Don’t Know… I simply Don’t Know!


There, I’ve said it. Any minute now The Twitter Police, The Facebook Nazis, MENSA, and The ISoFK-I-A (Internet Society of Faux Know-It-Alls) will converge on SaidWhatMedia’s World HQ to take me to Internet Gitmo.

I am breaking the sacrosanct rule. I signed an affidavit when I started this website page nine years ago…

I, AgentPierce, do solemnly swear to always pretend I have all the answers to any / every socio-cultural-political dilemma du jour. … But I don’t.

You signed a similar affidavit didn’t you? You can’t “be on the Internet” unless you think YOU have all the answers.

Alas….. I do NOT know how to prevent Really Bad Stuff from happening to good people… or to liberals.

Folks, I, AgentPierce, do not know the way out of this labyrinthian maze of Gun Rights / Gun Control / Et Al.  I simply DON’T KNOW.

I am reading all the proposals.  All have serious flaws. Some are Incredibly Stoopid. Those are coming from “you know where”… The Left.

Up until two weeks ago I did not know what “an AR-15” is. I woulda guessed it is the logical successor to AR-14, but not as cool as the AR-16 that will come out in May with a better camera, more memory and the ability to turn lead into gold.

I own three “long guns”, one of which – a Winchester .30.30 – I have owned for 40+ years and never fired. One is a single-shot .410 with which, in 1967, I once shot a total innocent rabbit in a Jones County soybean field. The third is a short-barrel Mossberg 12 gauge pump… known affectionately as a home invader’s worst nightmare.

Enter my house unannounced between midnight and 6 AM… and the last sound you will ever hear is that Mossberg being “racked” followed by various vital organs leaving your body in a hurry. I will worry about cleaning up the mess after you are disemboweled.

FYI: I will NOT ask “Who goes there?” I will simply “rack” and pull the trigger.

I have completed the required course for applying for a Concealed Carry permit” but I have never applied for one.

I am not a member of The NRA nor any other organization that I can think of. I have been a member of four Rotary Clubs and one Kiwanis Club. I have been a member of Baptist, Presbyterian and Lutheran Churches over the years but am currently unaffiliated. I am not much of a “joiner” but I understand why most folks are.

I am not even “a Republican” anymore. To paraphrase Groucho Marx… any organization that has John McCain as a member, I don’t want to join…

I do, of course, align with Republicans at the ballot box in the never-ending war against The AmericanLeft… because The AmericanLeft are awful human beings. IF liberals have any redeemable features they manage to hide them under multi-layers of disgusting b***s**t.

As you may recall… I have nothing in common with liberals but a pair of opposable thumbs.

Back to this whole Gun Issue thing.

Killing of otherwise innocent people, en masse or individually,  in schools, churches, malls, softball fields, Las Vegas, or pretty much anywhere is “a very bad thing”.  Being drunk and killing innocent people with an automobile is also “a very bad thing”.

In “a perfect world”, things like that would not happen. Satan convinced Eve to eat that apple from The Tree of Knowledge of Good & Evil… and here we are.

I DO agree with Barack Hussein Obama and his media stooges on one thing… YIKES!

Like Barack and his stooges… I don’t care how many blacks kill other blacks in South Chicago either.

At first I thought I should… but BHO and his buddies know that area way better than I do… and “culling the herd” seems OK with them… ???

I DO think it is a VERY bad thing to… mass slaughter 100s of 1,000s of very very innocent babies in utero simply because their existence is an inconvenience.

In our advanced society where numerous methods of birth control and lottery tickets are readily available… “Abortion For Convenience” is, IMO, a high crime worthy of punishment that is really painful and permanent.

Any socio-political organization that views Abortion For Convenience as one of its major tenets for membership can count on my determined opposition 24/7. Let’s save this discussion for another day.

I don’t see the need for “AR-15s” to be readily accessible to crazy sumbitches of any age or ethnicity BUT… I realize it is more complicated than that.  I have read the 2nd Amendment. That gives me an unfair advantage over screaming twits on TV with blow-dried hair, beady little eyes and permanently constipated forlorn scowls.

“Arming school teachers” seems to me to be near the top of a scary list that also includes “giving 3 year olds uncapped Magic Markers”… and “giving liberals the right to vote”.

Lets think this thru A LOT before we start passing out the .357s or even Walther PPKs to “public school teachers” circa 2018.

A LOT of today’s public school teachers might easily qualify as “crazy sumbitches” themselves. They ain’t what you remember from “Happy Days”.  Not hardly…

Give guns to elementary teachers and, before we know it, college professors will want them too.  Those raving lunatics shouldn’t even have paper clips… or nail clippers..

Whatever is or is not “done” in the wake of The Florida School Shootings… “crazy sumbitches” will continue to “be out there”.   They are like cockroaches. We, as a society, will never get rid of all of them regardless of how often we call Orkin.

My personal list of obviously crazy sumbitches who should be “put away immediately” is probably different from yours. Like fingerprints and snowflakes… all such lists are different.

I am CERTAIN that if “my list” was activated, society would be markedly improved… but I know it won’t happen.


If you don’t learn anything else from this commentary, I want you to know that…

Dana Loesch’s last name is pronounced “Lash”…. not “Low-sh”… not “Les-ch”… not “Loose-sh”. It’s “Lash” like in Dana LoeschLash Larue or “eye lash”. Got it?

I really like Dana “Lash”. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot chick packing heat.  It’s why I voted for Sarah Palin in spite of “Jackass John” McCain.

I have researched enough of Mrs Loesch’s rather unorthodox life journey to appreciate “who she is”. I admire anyone who stares the AmericaLeft in its beady little eyes and doesn’t blink.

Yes, Dana Loesch is kind of “edgy”. We need more Dana Loeschs today and in the days to come.

The Battle For The Soul of America is going to get even more heated… even nastier… even scarier.

My friends, I’m afraid we ain’t seen nuthin’ yet… sigh.



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