BobLee’s Road to Raleigh Experience

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BobLee
March06/ 2017

BobLee’s Road to Raleigh Experience

It is among King James’ signature events, that do not involve a flood, a whale, a manger or a crown of throwns.   Saul of Tarsus was traveling on the road to Damascus when he was struck blind and dumb by Jesus. When he came to, he was the Apostle PAUL!!

This past Sunday, yours truly had a Road to Raleigh experience. However, maybe not as historic.

Sunday I had a lunch in Chapel Hill at the Weathervane.   It was a board meeting of the International Society of Really Dumb Things Jocks and Coaches Say.  I am a founding member of this society. No surprise, huh?

The meeting was, of course, called to deal with “the ceiling is the roof” comment as uttered by His Airness to a global audience Saturday night.    This was courtesy of ESPN CEO, John Skipper (UNC-75).     (What would THAT recruiting commercial have cost UNC if they had to pay, which of course, they did not.)

The question to the committee was: Does “The celling is the roof” merit “Amphibious” status?   It was unanimously voted that it does!

Our cracker jack researchers have since learned that the “ceiling is the roof” is a misinterpretation of the old Swahili saying: “The sky is the limit”.

Enough about Michael, let’s talk about me.

I was driving home on I-40, the Road to Raleigh, after the meeting Sunday.  At 2:15 p.m., the retina in my left eye, detached. Uh-oh.

Coincidentally, twenty nine years ago, almost to the day, my right retina detached.  Around our house my left eye, for the past 29 years, has been known as Dad’s Good Eye.
Kid has already been assigned the task of coming up with a new name.

Events got hectic at this point, eventually ending up in the emergency room at Duke Hospital, under the care of the greatest medical professionals that you can imagine.
Tomorrow morning (Tuesday), I will undergo retina reattachment surgery.

We are not sure what my vision capability will be when everything settles down.  At this moment, I have two choices:  (1) Worry about it a lot or (2) turn it over to God.   Following a 3 a.m. anxiety attack, I am now opting for the latter.

What God’s plan is we do not know. As soon as we do know, I will tell you.   However,  Saul became Paul, The Apostle. I am already BobLee, The Internet Legend, so, I am curious as to what God has in store for me!   For sure, my possibilities of being an astronaut or playing center field for the Cardinals are shot to hell.

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P.S. If the above does not contain the usual misspelling, bad grammar and totally useless ellipses… you are used to finding, it is because I am dictating to Blondie. She posted this!

BobLee

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NCSU68Grad
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NCSU68Grad

When appropriate, keep us informed. You are on more prayer lists than Archie is on the Wolfpack Nation’s “coaches we wanna” lists.

Hang in there….

ultraviolet
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ultraviolet

Did this require the gas bubble and the static forward position for an interminable number of days. If so, double the prayers. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

tin foil hat heel
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tin foil hat heel

Thoughts and prayers my brother, as for the ceiling is the roof, not so much a Amphibious level of misuse of the kings English, more like MJ took a page from the Dexter Manley school of mixed metaphors AKA ‘I’m gonna clean his bell and ring his clock’. Then again the statement perfectly epitomizes UNC football as something has always kept the ‘sleeping giant’ down, though it could just be that making it to the highest levels of the game is really really hard. The upcoming season has ‘hot mess’ written all over it, especially with Chizik playing the ‘spend… Read more »

Wolfdon
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Wolfdon

Hoping you have a full recovery , prays and best wishes for you.

Jon Sasser
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Jon Sasser

Thinking about you, Big Guy. And this would happen when column fodder has never been stronger: Dookies talking about flat earth, Wuffies looking for a coach, and Old Roy going off on POTUS. Blondie must be keeping some of this from you.

Joe Laton
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Joe Laton

I pray you will fully recover and be able to see the light finally.
Joe

David
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David

One of the many things that I’ve learned from reading your writing over the years is that you are a “tough old SOB”…….That is said as the highest compliment……………..”Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome” are just a way of life for you……I look forward to hearing more of the latest chapter in your journey.

GrahamPacker
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GrahamPacker

Wishing you the best of luck, Bob Lee. You have placed yourself in the best hands possible. And yeah, the Duke docs are very good, too!

Down East Heel
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Down East Heel

Get well soon. And when you do, make AP work overtime. Prayers and best wishes from a (almost) Kinston suburb.

Elrod
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Elrod

Here’s hoping His outcome for you is a rich blessing. Revel in it!

JDanWuff
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JDanWuff

One thing I have learned over the past four years is that, school rivalries aside, Duke and UNC are blessed with some of very best in medicine.
Praying for you to have a successful surgery and speedy recovery.
Just put it on the Lord’s hand and you’ll be fine.

robedixon
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robedixon

Get well soon. Praying for complete recovery.

Bobby Salmon
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Bobby Salmon

Praying for you, the medical team, also for a complete and speedy recovery!!

thailand
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thailand

From the comments you sure have a large caring family of readers out there. Me too. 🙂
thailand

KenB
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KenB

You have been added to our Prayer list.

Walt-in-Durham
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Walt-in-Durham

Good luck, Bob Lee.

Walt

RaleighJacket
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RaleighJacket

Prayers for wisdom and skill by the docs and peace for you and your family.

BOG Guy
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You and Blondie will be in our thoughts and prayers, BobLee. Best wishes for a successful surgery and speedy recovery.

Dr. Jay
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Dr. Jay

Prayers and best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery.

NCSU68Grad
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NCSU68Grad

BL, Sort of explains a gap in your postings….especially as the Mikey Jordan “Amphibious” comment. He was PRE AFAM Studies and did not take Swahili like the later stars. I tried to substitute Ground and Floor and got confused more….thanks for clearing it up. Duke got some FINE doctors…..and as the surgeons told Regan, “Today, we are ALL Republicans”. But I would ditch the Trump boxer shorts. They will take care of you. Praying for your complete recovery. Also can relate to late night panic attacks about “What IF”. Had a Pacemaker implanted about two weeks ago. They restrained my… Read more »

BullCityBeth
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BullCityBeth

Praying for you.
A big thank you to Blondie for posting, she knows we love our BobLee! 🙂

PTH
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PTH

Hoping for as complete a recovery as possible and hope that is a full one.

rj
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rj

Mel

speedy recovery , my old friend !
rj

Irondoc
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Irondoc

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Baltimoreheel
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Baltimoreheel

BL you are so important to a bunch of us, not to mention how much you mean to your family. You’re needed by us to give us perspective on so many aspects of life that we can’t often see ourselves. I was once at an unspeakable low in my life and you sent me a suggestion giving me a perspective I was completely blind to and helped me tremendously. I pray for your full recovery my friend. Sugar Ray recovered and you will too!

Porcophile
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Porcophile

Pulling for you, champ.

Capt Jack Sparrow
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Capt Jack Sparrow

Speedy recovery BobLee!

Doug
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Doug

Somehow I always go back to the old Confederate soldiers prayer when I can’t figure out what something means in my life. Maybe you’ll find some hope or meaning or maybe even, but I doubt it,,,,,,,, what in the heck was MJ thinking? I hope all goes well. (not sure the format thingy will make this discombobulated but here goes anyway: I asked God for strength, that I might achieve. I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey. I asked for health, that I might do greater things. I was given infirmity, that I might do better… Read more »

a Pack reader and fan
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a Pack reader and fan

wishing you the greatest surgery success and a speedy recovery.

Hugh McDonald
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Hugh McDonald

BobLee. May God guide the great doctors at Duke during and after your surgery. They did my heart bypass years ago and they did my wife’s breast cancer treatment more recently. Best wishes and prayers for you.

Arnold Isley
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Arnold Isley

Prayers for successful treatment. Duke isn’t all bad as we might have been led to believe as undergraduates. My job of over 30 years came from a referral from a Duke grad. Arnold ’69

AAU coacy
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AAU coacy

Bob : you should be consulting with Albert. It was Jesus on the road to Damascus not an angel.

AAU COACH

rivlax
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rivlax

Praying for you BobLee. I know you’re in great care if you’re at the Duke Eye Center. My son’s father-in-law used to run that place, administratively, I mean, not as a doc. He’s retired now or I’d have him come by and say hello.

DrVinnyboombatz
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DrVinnyboombatz

Best of luck!