Florida State Bans “Indian Headdresses” ???

Indian Headdresses
BobLee
May04/ 2016

Indian HeaddressesWhen one combines the raging hypocrisy of High Academia with the raging hypocrisy of Big Time College Sports…. the end product – SURPRISE – is likely to be somewhat Hypocritical.

 

Seminole Fans can no longer (legally) sport Indian War Bonnets at Florida State sports events…. as a result of a recent ruling by “university officials”.

Violators of the ban will be “staked out over an ant hill and scalped” in keeping with the university’s long tradition of honoring it’s relationship with indigenous Native Americans.

A companion resolution to “replace Chief Osceola & Warpaint” with “a transgendered barista on a hoverboard” was referred to committee.

Relax Seminole fans…. FSU will remain steadfast as a “safe haven” for athletically-gifted young African-American men to rape and pillage as they please.

FSU officials are, however, requesting that ‘Nole sexual predators please voluntarily refrain from “wearing feathers in their hair” when “on the prowl” to do so.

 

No Mo War Bonnets @ FSU …. LINK

 

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Doug
Doug
4 years ago

Well at least FSU didn’t ban loin cloths.:-) How about the hijab? Were they banned too?

RC
RC
4 years ago

Oh, BobLee! Although short, this is one of your best!

RC
RC
4 years ago
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“SIZE” has never been THAT important!

Robedixon
Robedixon
4 years ago

I suppose the company that makes those indian war bonnets, or the soon to be laid off employees in that company, could not be reached for comment. Maybe WRAL and The N&O that seem to have no problem in North Carolina finding entertainers and companies supposedly being hurt by HB2 can help out here.

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