No, Really. Somebody DOES Care.

Hollywood
Agent Pierce
January21/ 2017

Somebody Does Care.  You don’t.  I don’t.  But somebodies actually do.

I’d like to have a nickel for every time, in the past three months, I’ve seen the phrase:

Nobody cares… what Meryl, Michael, Madonna et al say.

…now add Ashley Judd to the pile!

The phrase is muttered, with mocking derision, by ardent supporters of President Trump about someone who really really really is consumed by his/her/it’s hatred of President Trump and of anyone who voted for him.  The sayer/thinker who thought/said whatever it was that “nobody cares about” is always someone in the very very very broad category of “celebrity”.

With the advent of social media, it may be time to make “celebrity” it’s own species or phylum. Instead of debating “is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?” we can argue “was Dan Blocker or Andy Devine more famous?”

NOTE: BobLee’s Buddy “Albert” is ecstatic right now because he remembers both Dan and Andy.

“Famous people (?)” spewing their toxic hatred of President Trump and of us Trump voters really got revved up after November 8th. FWIW… January 20th does NOT signify any lessening of their toxic spewing. Not at all.

Prior to Nov 8th, those “famous people” were smugly confident that they were indeed the ideological model for what all “smart people” thought about pretty much everything.  Around about 10 PM on Nov 8th that smugness got nuked BIG TIME.

What they greatly underestimated, of course, was the vast numbers of “not like them at all” people (i.e. “bitter clingers” and “deplorables”) in fly-over country and in places NOT named California and New York.

By sunrise on Nov 9th, the “famous people’s” colons had turned to concrete. From Malibu to The Hamptons (and NOWHERE in-between) they all gave up Pilates in favor of spewing toxic hate at President Trump and at most people who might read this.

OK… you know all about these “famous celebrities”. That’s famous with a little “f” and celebrity with a little “c”. Did you know that more millennials can name a Kardashian spouse than can name either of their US Senators? In the case of millennials living in California, a Kardashian spouse might be a preferable choice as a US Senator.

George TakeiThree years ago could anyone imagine that Donald Trump would win over 300 electoral votes…. OR that any comment George Takei would make about politics in America would “trend” on Twitter.

George Takei is the quintessential poster boy for “famous celebrity / political expounder”. He is 79 y/o and qualifies as a celebrity opinionator because he played “Sulu” on Star Trek. George is also several of the genders in LGBTQ. By whatever measure you use, George Takei is nuttier than a freakin’ fruitcake. Scotty shoulda beamed Crazy George Up a long time ago.

There are a lot of websites with A LOT of followers that post everything George Takei says about “politics”. Those websites also post everything spewed by Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell, Joy Behar and dozens of other “famous celebrities” so obscure that when you google them it simply says “famous for something but no one really knows what or why”.

When your entire Wikipedia page can be copied into a 140-character tweet are you really “a famous celebrity”?

That said…. When you smugly think NOBODY CARES WHAT THEY THINK you are wrong. I can’t say what % of America’s 300,000,000 “cares what famous celebrities say” but lining them all up end to end would stretch a whole lot farther than you think.

Underestimating how many of them there are could be as shocking as “famous celebrities” learning on Nov 8th how many of “us” there are. Think about that.

If you are out and about in high volume public places like a mall or sporting event or airport, you can bet that you are around “some people who do care what famous celebrities think about …..”.  More than “just one or two” people you know “do care what famous celebrities think”.

That said.  Anyone who seeks political advice from “a famous actor” would probably seek:

…. medical advice from an NBA power forward…. or

…. investment advice from a Cirque Soleil acrobat…. or

…. any kind of advice from Joe Biden.Michelle Obama

Folks, there are thousands of humans out there who actually consider Michelle Obama a fashion maven. YIKES! Really! I bet George Takei is one of’em.

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Liberalism a/k/a HateTrump-ism is a Religion to its goggle-eyed disciples. Every religion needs one or more deities real or imagined.

Liberals worship more deities du jour than the Romans, Greeks, and Hindus combined. All it takes to qualify is (1) a minimum of three episodes on a reality show…. or (2) “didn’t you play the nosy neighbor on ALF?”

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Q:  How/Why did Hillary get more popular votes?

A: Because God is still pissed at us over Eve eating the apple.

  • NCSU68Grad Reply
    2 months ago

    BL,
    Well said and written. I just don’t watch any of the MSM or the local yocals (such as David Crabtree) who gushed over the “P%$$Y” march yesterday. I did read the Kelly Anne rebuttal to Chuck Todd about how all of a sudden, crowd size (not to be confused with crotch measurements) is NOW the REAL measure. Seems like the Wussy Press, who were opining about HOW Trumps record crowds would NOT influence things, as the Deplorables Don’t VOTE,,,now are doing their own version of Peter Anlyn. Wonder how many of the Vagina Ditto Heads actually VOTED?
    THEN your “Concrete Colon” phrase and George Takei’s new found “influence” really got me to thinking. You may have given your readers THE stock tip of 2017. I am always looking for a Pot Of Gold stock. I bemoan the fact, as well as my UNC educated Urologist, that we did NOT purchase ISRG, the company than makes the Da Vinci Robotic surgery machine that he used on my innards in 2007 to remove my out of control prostate gland. It was around $135 (2007) and is in the upper $600’s NOW. We both kid each other about being DENSE. SO, here is my plan for riches under TRUMP…
    Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is a big deal these days. Look at all the designer drugs that are being advertised. I think that George Takei, based on his comments when he was a regular on the Howard Stern show opted for the tried and proven, Rectal Intervention Treatment. NOW, I really need to start paying attention to the Designer Drug Market. The first BioTech company that develops a drug to treat TIC (Trump Induced Constipation) or as you so aptly called it….Concrete Colon….will make a FORTUNE. Gotta keep the ear to the ground. Some company MUST recognize the growing epidemic of TIC, especially in the Hollywood set as they do NOT use the ACA and buy pills like crazy. If I make a fortune from a TIC treatment drug, I will purchase a Reynolds Tile, right next to BK, and personally immortalize you for your wit and insight.
    I might also give you another tip of the hat. I have successfully treated my WRAL Addiction. I NOW rarely watch it and only for the weather…..Fishel may have sold his soul to the person that educates his kids, but he is pretty good at his trade. Since you have friends in low places, have they commented on the “sweeps” numbers of WRAL NOW vs Yesteryear. I’m betting, due to the Fake News Departments and such that JG made a blunder when he traded in CBS for that buxom Trophy Wife, NBC.

  • Radio_Smuggles Reply
    2 months ago

    At some point this country reached a point where there is only censorship of wholesome values and little or no consequences for rude, vulgar or even illegal behavior. So yes, I do care.

  • JDanWuff Reply
    2 months ago

    I think they (celebs, celeb once was, celeb wannabes, and their followers) are fun to laugh at. They gets so in a huff. When they finish screaming, I just point and laugh again. It’s amazing the number of shades of red they turn when properly irritated.
    “Suck it up, snowflake.” really sets them off. “Electoral college” is like avgas on a fire.
    I will return fire when they start hollering. I like watching them nearly stroke out. Bulging veins in the forehead. Shrill shrieks. Popping blood vessels in the eyeballs.. …. it’s my way of venting eight years of The One back on them.
    I am deplorable.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      2 months ago

      LAUGHING AT’EM is always the #1 attack. It works every time. The demented sumbitches all take themselves soooooo seriously that laughing in their face is like a crucifix to a vampire. They recoil in horror and melt into a puddle of goo.
      .
      I wish POTUS DJT could use “laughing at’em” in his tweets… or hire me to do it for him. He could have blown that jackass John Lewis away in 140 characters so easily.

  • Prince.Albert Reply
    2 months ago

    YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE IT. Gene Autry’s sidekick Andy and “Little Joe’s” big brother. Yes, I know….he had two.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      2 months ago

      And Wild Bill Hickok’s sidekick too. You know your G-rated Western guys !! 🙂

  • Ellen.74 Reply
    2 months ago

    It is just difficult to believe that a group of people could be THAT shallow. I mean both the “celebrities” and their brain-dead followers.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      2 months ago

      Oooohh, I believe both are a lot more shallow than you are even imagining. IMO, we give “the left” way too much credit for normal human characteristics… and vastly underestimate their shallowness and vapidness. Charles Darwin would be shaking his head and apologizing to the monkeys.

  • Doug Reply
    2 months ago

    As can be seen by the popular vote…there are definitely plenty of people who care and/or believe what the celebrities and fake news has to say. The phrase should then be reworded as “nobody with any sense cares” what celebrities have to say.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      2 months ago

      Aaaahh, the “not a lick o’sense” collective. 😲

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