HollyWeirdo meets Internet Legend ….

Got Mal
Agent Pierce
December17/ 2016

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HollyWeirdo meets Internet Legend – KABOOM! ??

Folks, if you haven’t been following BobLee’s On-Line Adventure with the VERY Angry Hollyweird Super-Lib you have missed a Humdinger. Mental State

My mentor, amigo, and comrade-in-arms in chronicling Human Foolishness has caught himself a nasty, razor-totin’, hair-on-fire Trump-hater Extraordinaire from The La-La Land of Fruits & Nuts.
I’ve seen BobLee’s list of all the nasty names he’s been called over his 18 years of bitter hand-to-hand on-line combat… and this gal has added 4-5 doozies. She has “issues” …. LOTS of “issues”.

BobLee is playing “Angry Alex” like a tarpon on light tackle…. Gives her a little line… then pulls back… sets the drag… she jumps and tail-walks…. he reels her in a few feet. It’s incredible to watch a master craftsman at work. BL’s patience with these nutjobs is Jobian.

It’s a Trilogy (that means 3 for those of you in Rio Linda!)… so follow the links thru the past five days ….

You’ve Got Mail – Part 1

You’ve Got More Mail – Part 2

…. and MORE You’ve Got Mail –Part 3

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I’ve been layin’ low lately (say THAT really fast three times while eating a saltine cracker) but I will be commentating soon on “Governor Ray/Roy” and other examples of arrested human evolution. Yes, “Governor Chicken Coop” is good too; but I’m going Roy CooperRoy Cooper with “Ray/Roy”. We’ll find out which one bothers him the most… and go with that one.

Am I the only one who thinks “Ray/Roy” looks like “that guy who substitute taught for your biology teacher in the 10th grade” …. the one whose socks never matched. Think about it.

If you think the War is Won after the Electoral College vote, then you don’t understand how very very much those 63,000,000 demented pinheads truly hate “people like us”.

Speaking of The Electoral College… I challenge you to find THREE millennial liberals who had ever heard of The Electoral College before November 9th. Just find THREE…. try it. You can’t do it.

Later….

  • Doug Reply
    3 months ago

    I usually lean to Ol’ Roy as it is in the same vein as Dumplin’ Perdue. Why you may ask? All these demorat gov’s are doofuses and the name should reflect that fact.

    As far as the freak outs by the whacko leftists? If you thought the constant hysteria about Bush was bad, just wait, this will be exponentially more hysterical. I for one am just enjoying making fun of all the meltdowns and look forward to more.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      3 months ago

      The best nickname will reveal itself early on. They always do…
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      Lib Hysteria will simply jump to the next lily pad… The Inauguration … Then Impeachment … then ??? It ain’t like “they” have anything else to do. They are freakin’ liberals. Whine and complain is who they are.

  • NCSU77 Reply
    3 months ago

    Could just call him Roy “Alice” Cooper. Kinda goes with that hold gender identity theme and his programs coming up short (as in “hit the ball Alice”).

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      3 months ago

      Keep’em coming. Circumstances will indicate which one fits the best.

  • robedixon Reply
    3 months ago

    I personally have been going with Ray, but I think Chicken Coop just fits the SOB.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      3 months ago

      Again… we need to find out which nicknames “bothers him” the most. As a hard-line liberal one can be sure he takes himself very very seriously. Reducing him to a quick punchline will bring him down. Going to be hard to top Bev’s “Baby Dumplin’.

  • NCSU77 Reply
    3 months ago

    I look forward to your take on the just announced repeal of HB2 by the City of Charlotte Council Pinheads. So much political theater. North Carolina’s world is coming to end up until the Coop comes riding in to save the day and “broker” the deal. Isn’t it odd all the boycott issues seem to go quiet after the election? I’m sure the phone lines between the Coop and Ms. Mayor have been burning up ( remember the Coop doesn’t use email).

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      3 months ago

      By Golly that Ray/Roy is one AWESOME HUMAN BEING… he conspired with JennyTheIdiotMayor to create the whole TranyBathroomIssue which evolved into HB2 …. now he (with the full-throated support of regional (and national) media) will claim HE / Ray/Roy resolved it. Meanwhile Tranys aren’t sure where “to go”. But it was never about where Tranys can pee anyway.

  • Sue.Y Reply
    3 months ago

    I like Ray/Roy but Chicken Coop is good too. Lets use both.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      3 months ago

      Its too early to decide for sure. Circumstances will determine which one works best.

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