If Whoopi and Michael Moore Had a Baby….

UNC Wins
BobLee
April04/ 2017

If Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Moore had a baby… it could not be as gosh-awful butt-ugly as “that game”.

Hillary“That game” was the sports event version of Hillary Clinton doing jumping jacks in a thong to Richard Simmons’ Sweating With The Oldies.

A tape of “that game” oughta be in one of those “ugly Wal-Mart shoppers” YouTubes.

The Connecticut vs Butler NC game several years ago moves to #2 as “most painful to watch… ever”.

“It got soooo bad that” I was actually looking forward to the Direct TV commercial wth the obnoxious karaoke guy.

If I had not had a special interest in one of the teams I would have switched over to “Real Housewives of Johnston County” at halftime and not switched back.

Two Special Olympics girls’ teams playing in the dark in wheelchairs could have shot better than either Carolina or Gonzaga.

Somewhere Shammond Williams was thinking “hey Justin…. been there, done that.”.

Roy never disappoints when it comes to disappointing…. Got in another of his jackass comments about Donald Trump in his post-game presser. The phrase “that SOB could screw up a one-car funeral” came to mind.

As incredibly awful as the officiating was (to both teams) how did the refs miss having one of those dreadful 10-minue delays in the last minute to ponder an obvious replay call.

All that referee team needed was Karl Hess and MLB umpire “Cowboy Joe” West.

Now whoever is responsible for what is in “the rafters” of The Dean Dome can take out that goofy Helms Thing. UNC only uses that thing when it needs to “have more titles than Duke”.

The Redemption Tour Thing was beaten to a bloody pulp. The implication that somehow last year’s buzzer-beater loss to Villanova needed to be “revenged” never made any sense.

FINALLY…. An NCAA Championship won by a team NOT from “the other Carolina”.

All of the above “is what it is”……

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CONGRATULATIONS to what seems to be a great group of kids who will always be part of UNC / NCAA history as National Champions.

CONGRATULATIONS to Roy Williams for his 100th March Madness game and 3rd National Title. Whatever else has been / will be said about Roy Williams …. He deserves tremendous credit or his on-court achievements.

Now on to Baseball and The Masters …..

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BobLee

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Good visual. Hillary & Simmons. WJC would pay to watch that.
Watched 5 minutes or so. Tired from the Adrenaline rush of first laps of Vette HP driving school..
Game reminded me of election. Refs played roles of the alleged Russians​ as they supposedly hacked our elections

Doug
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I confess to watching the first half and turning in for the night at halftime only because I was tired and looking forward to a perfect Tuesday at Augusta National with my sons. Augusta National was far more perfect than what others thought of the BB game. This Heels team does deserve credit for finding a way to win ugly when it could easily have found a way to lose ugly.

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UNC blue

Egad, As a fellow Tar Heel said this morning, “you couldn’t pay me $100 to watch that game again.”
Many complaints about too many fouls. Really? While we are complaining about refs, when will they enforce traveling calls eg. fake layups, bunny hops, switching pivot foots, three or four steps. And finally we can never compare this game to game of pre-90’s. Carrying the ball was called in pre-MJ NBA days.

JD
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JD

Years from now when people are looking at that banner they won’t care what a terrible game it was. I could say the 2009 game was just as boring if it not worse. The game was basically over by the first TV timeout. I would rather win a dog game than lose a beautiful one. The tournament is about surviving to play another day not teach basketball fundamentals. Do I wish the refs would have let the game be played with a flow? You better believe it but all I really wanted was a win by whatever means it took.

Ric '73
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Ric '73

Maybe you can come up with something as appropriate as the “Moochies” baseball analogy to describe this group. Roy just seems to excel at taking what he has and adapting to his present needs, but you have to start with quality material. He won both games by keeping his guys relatively fresh and beating a tired opponent at the end. Berry showed how much heart he has last night on two bad ankles. Please don’t bring up anything like a Whoopi/MM hybrid again, I may not sleep for weeks. I keep visualizijng a manatee with dreads.

Bill
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Bill

Couldn’t past the image of Mrs. Clinton doing jumping jacks…. What was the rest of the article about?

Great stuff, BobLee. Thanks. Hope you eye is getting better.

TheCowdog
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TheCowdog

Is that what 18 Million bucks buys you these days?

Myowngrandpaw
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Myowngrandpaw

Instead of inviting UNC to the White House,

Trump should just TWEET!

KenB
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KenB

ORW needs to remember “if you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said”!! Several times in the past few weeks, he mentioned Donald Trump sent out too many tweets for several different topics and reasons. Then on Mike and Mike this morning, he told them he did not know about the redemption feelings of his players until he arrived in Arizona because he knowa nothing, nada, zero about social media!
Please bring on baseball and little league. Glad its Masters week!!!!

AAU Coach, Fayetteville
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Do you think ole Roy will boycott the White House because of his liberalism?

JD
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JD

I don’t think Roy is a liberal at all. I think he is just a total ignorant boob when it comes to politics or pretty much anything not pertaining to “Bayskiball”.

BC.PV
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BC.PV

BL, what a great analogy! I turned it off, didn’t care who won and was bored.