UNC’s Goofy Guidelines Go Away… BUT

BobLee
July03/ 2016

OK, you all recall that UNCCH MicroAggression Guideline thingy from a week or so ago – See LINK ….Scared Well GUESS WHAT….

“It” mysteriously disappeared from whatever UNCCH website it was posted to. One day it was there in all its Foolish Flatulent Flamboyance…. and then it wasn’t any more. Go figger….

I figure a reasonably sane soul with at least one toe in the reality pool and of some influence in the UNCCH admin food chainstrongly suggested GET THAT STOOPID CRAP OFF THAT WEBSITE NOW! Or something to that effect.

What would you give to see a screen shot of THAT text message…. email…. whatever.

My Perfect Scenario would be:

Carol-Folt3That reasonably sane Person of Influence was traveling abroad maybe “on the Pacific Rim” when he/she “saw “it” – It being the Micro-Aggression Guidelines…. And immediately called Chancellor Chihuahua and it being about 3 AM Chapel Hill time.

“Hello” mumbled a ¾ asleep little Chancellor. “This is Chancellor Carol Folt and I’m From Dartmouth.  I’m tickled pink to be here.  How can I help you …..” as she fumbled with her iPhone.

“You can help me, you microChancellor you, by deleting that Microaggression Guidelines crap from our website RIGHT NOW….. The Board of Governors is about to shut down The Freakin’ Flagship and ship your itty bitty butt back to Dartmouth. Any part of this you don’t understand Madame Chancellorette?”

“Uh, no sir. I’ll see to it right after I harass another group of evil young boys for possibly harboring lascivious thoughts about girls…. and order some more votive candles. We’re about out…..”

“No dimwit. You will do it NOW. I’m watching the site on my iPad. If that micro-aggression crap isn’t gone in five minutes, YOU will be.”

Art ChanskyI said this was my Perfect scenario.  Even if that wasn’t exactly what happened…. What DID happen was almost as good.

“My Buddy” got hisself into a name-calling bitch-slapping cyber slug-out over this issue with a fellow named Todd Starnes. “My Buddy” of course being not-so-young Arthur Chansky….. Provocateur Extraordinaire for WCHL.

I somehow missed this one until Artie described his version in one of his blistering cyber epistles a day or so ago.

Apparently Ol’ Artie really buys into the whole micro-aggression / safe place / trigger words / yadda yadda baloney with the level of passion he usually reserves for trying to convince The World that Coach K is Satan’s aide-de-camp.

I don’t know Todd Starnes but he must be a critic of The 24/7 Endless Parade of Abject Foolisnness that flows outta UNCCH like crap from a Christmas goose.

Goose or maybe “goat” as Todd apparently got Art’s…. “goat” that is. I don’t know or care who said what about who first or what either who said…. I just get a kick outta Artie’s head exploding and him getting all verbosely harumphy.   I can do a pretty good harumph but I ain’t in Artie’s League.

636_Todd_Starnes_2… NOTE:  I have learned that Todd Starnes is “a conservative commentator on FoxNews”.  OK.  That explains why Art would toss him in Art’s dumpster of human detritus with Christian Laettner and ….“anyone connected with NC State”.   Lord only knows where I fit on Art’s worthy scale…. and we’re “buddies” !!!

 

Hopefully whatever Todd Starnes said did not blaspheme “Dean”. THAT would put Art into NUKE Mode and half the population of Carrboro could be vaporized before you could say “Carolina Way” or “JR Could Too Read”.

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Arthur Chansky On A Mission to Preserve & Protect His Dear Ol’ Alma Mammy is a Force of Nature. – LINK.

Chansky’s Notebook: Open letter to Todd Starnes

 

Being just 25 miles from Fabulous Franklin Street is such a treat for “a smart aleck with his own website” ….. It truly is.

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  • NCSU68Grad Reply
    10 months ago

    Having seen the inferences about the “Microagressions” remarks….from Todd Starnes….I really THOUGHT that he was making up this stuff to pump up the ratings FoxNews. They certainly could use a bit of spiffing up…..as CNN is now only 10 light years behind in the ratings.

    Howsomever, I did NOT read the article nor check out the source of such PC. Lo (Not Sidney) and Behold (a new 1st round draft pick that ORW is pursing), the malcreants were Ms. Folt’s fine and upstanding (and WELL overpaid….especially that boor, Nichol) staff. We ALL know the impact of inbreeding…..just watch any spoof on the Hill Billies or folks from the Mountains. (Now WHY is that permitted….have THEY no free space?). BOP, it appears that InBREEDING done caught up with the CH Crowd. Their collective common sense IQ is well below levels that would qualify for massive Federal Grants to determine the cause….and then mass sterilization to prevent the inflicted from procreating.

    One of the lines was that IF you complimented a woman (female….who may or may NOT be transitioning….EITHER WAY) on her shoes, THAT was microagression that demeaned her for you NOT recognizing that her brain power was deep inside her cranium….and not nestled between her abundant bosoms. IF she were wearing Spike Heels, then that was a DOUBLE NO NO as you were actually comparing her to the ladies of South Street who promote their services by provacative attire, or lack there of….but they GOTS to have their EBT paid for Spikes…..some of which should be registered as deadly and lethal weapons.

    Certainly glad that Ms. Folt was rousted out of blue sheets and comforter, dressed in her blue PJ’s (I will NOT go any further lest this leave a foul taste)….NOW was she dreaming a BLUE Dream….with ORW and his team considering adding her to the Sweet Caroline list?

    Having just finished “The Legends Club”, I am sure that old salty mouthed Mikey WOULD have had a comment that was worth repeating. There IS a rumor going round that the Microaggression post was actually the work of the NCSU Geek Squad that resides in PackPride Land. THEY were the ones that found such incredibly STUPID stuff and provided Dan Kane with Pullitzer Prize fodder. However, the PPGS does NOT have the superior intelligence to think at such a lofty level….much less disguise their works as those of highly paid staff and administrators.

    Where of WHERE are the sane voices…..certainly NOT in our NCGA or on the BOG or BOT. I think we ought to elect them…..I’d try to have good Old Jesse cloned and we could REALLY straighten that out. Jesse did predict all of this. He spoke out vehementally against letting male professors ask the UNC Coeds (who were the STARS of the Sweet Caroline squad) about THEIR interpretation of “To his coy mistress”. SEE what happens when we do NOT heed wise ones….

    • BobLee Reply
      10 months ago

      The scariest part of all of this is in 6-12-24 months we will look back on these as “the good ol’ days”. YIKES!

      • Doug Reply
        10 months ago

        6-12-24 months? After Dallas the good ole days arrived early. 🙁

        • BobLee Reply
          10 months ago

          Could we say America is heading towards a “Thelma & Louise” ??

  • Frank.Linstreet Reply
    10 months ago

    “… like he despises Christian Laettner and “anything to do with NC State”.” …. a perfect description of Art Chansky. That will be his legacy. 🙂

    • BobLee Reply
      10 months ago

      HA! knowing Art like I do, I bet he would be just fine with that on his tombstone. His visceral dislike for local area rivals is almost Woody-esque in intensity.

  • Harry Reply
    10 months ago

    Can anything be done to force the UNC-CH trustees to assert themselves and get control on this freaking madness at UNC? What on earth do they do at their meetings?

    • BobLee Reply
      10 months ago

      There doesn’t seem to be much the BOG can/will do. Not exactly sure why. If you know any UNCCH Trustees, you might ask them. They are suppose to be the first line of defense from the Crazies…. another question is Why would any “mainstream” parent send their son or daughter there?

  • Blueghost Reply
    10 months ago

    As par for their course, those known loosely as the UNC-CH Administration took immediate steps to insure that the document circulating as the micro-aggression “policy” of the oldest public university in America was removed from the face of the earth.

    As far as I can determine, the institution which self-identifies as the “flagship” university of North Carolina has no written policy for micro-aggression. But if past is prologue, any micro-aggression policy written by said university would bear a remarkable resemblance to the now departed “policy.” And that’s why the public and even the liberal media had no problem at all believing that the “fraudulent” policy document was the real thing.

    • BobLee Reply
      10 months ago

      UNCCH long ago flew way over “too ridiculous to be true” line. In this case there was a knee-jerk reaction from the general pubic that the two little loonies who came up with The Guidelines were actually anyone of administrative significance. They were not. It was “just two little snowflakes” pretending they were in charge. Obviously they weren’t.

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