“Holy Cow… Paulina’s Butt Is Showing”

Paulina Gretzky
BobLee
June22/ 2016

So I guess Blondie was not the only one who noticed. …. Paulina Gretzky’s micro-mini tee-dress late Sunday afternoon on Fox TV.

First…. Paulina Gretzky IS Wayne Gretzky (and Janet Jones’) daughter. She is NOT Dustin Johnson’s wife…. Yet.

Her official title is “his fiancée”. Dustin and Paulina have been “an item” for 3-4 years including the year or so Dustin was suspended “a drug use violation.Paulina Yes, she and Dustin have a baby together.

She (Paulina) has gained quite an Internet celebrity for her “alluringly provocative pictures” that have appeared over the past 5-6 years. ….. anyhoo …. Paulina is NOT “shy”.

Late Sunday afternoon, just after Dustin “throws the Majors monkey off his back” with a birdie on 18…. Paulina and Son race out to congratulate “Daddy”.

Until that moment in time, a worldwide audience was in a tizzy over The USGA  “suits” total mishandling of a possible rules violation by Dustin back of #5. ….. All thoughts of stuffy old men in blazers immediately disappeared…. as Paulina rushed out to hug Dustin.

To be “fair” Miss Gretzky is NOT your girl-next-door type under any circumstance…. Unless one lives next door to Café Risque or The Gold Club. Paulina, bless her heart, is a bit on “the skanky side”. Put a “bit skanky” Paulina in a form-fitting mini- Tee-shirt dress and you got yourself a Camera Magnet.

It is a tradition at any Golf Major that the wife / fiancée hugs the winner. And the two (with kids in tow) walk from the 18th green to the scorer’s tent…. Nothing wrong so far…. EXCEPT….

This time the Fox portable cameraman stayed about 8’ behind the couple with his camera pointed at Paulina’s twitching and barely-covered derriere….. UH OH! It was only about 60 seconds in real time but seemed like an eternity….. The TwitterVerse EXPLODED.

I had not really been watching the event but was tuned in at the end and was watching as the above scenario EXPLODED. Blondie walked in and exclaimed….

“Holy Cow, Wayne Gretzky’s skanky daughter’s butt is showing !!!”

I had never heard Blondie say that in our 32 years together.

Thoughts that “surely she must have short shorts under that” were quickly dispelled. There was naught under “there” but pure 100% Paulina.

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FOX SPORTS’ U.S. OPEN CAMERAS OGLED PAULINA GRETZKY AFTER DUSTIN JOHNSON’S VICTORY

http://awfulannouncing.com/golf/fox-sports-dustin-johnson-paulina-gretzky-us-open.html

 

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BobLee

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Dang I hope Dustin wins a bunch more.,,.

urabm
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urabm

bob don’t act like you weren’t enjoying the view. Projecting your covetousness by slut shaming is unhealthy.

TheCowdog
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TheCowdog

It was a thing of beauty! My SoCal Beach Blondie did not necessarily agree, but she loves the “Great One,” so all was good.

Doug
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I didn’t see the Paulini event but I’m certainly not opposed to it in principle. After all it is organic.?

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PTH

Hell’s bells I saw the show, but maybe I need a new 4 times whatever tv cause I thought that was a short dress but never connected that it was all only Paulina, maybe she is going after a part in the remake of that Sharon Stone, Michael Douglas movie. She did keep pulling down the back, in show of attempted modesty, maybe she didn’t think he would win and the dress would a nice distraction until the kid went to sleep.