Any column with the word Cheerleader in the title is a Click Magnet. You are here reading this aren’t you. I’ve had “this one” for several weeks. It has a universal appeal that transcends time & space.
Apparently The University of Washington a/k/a U Dub recently posted an info-gram (?) to the student body re: upcoming tryouts for next season’s Cheerleader / Dance Team squads.
Said info-gram noted Do’s & Don’ts for those wishing to attend said tryouts. Makes sense, right? …… 3 – 2 – 1 …. KABOOM! ….. YEEEEE HAA!
Well, of course, the local chapter of EOBPME – Easily Offended By Pretty Much Everything went bat-**** crazy before you can say “voluminous hair and smokey eyes”. …. Sparking the dreaded “backlash” by enraged EOBPME activists.
This column has been declared a EAWGI …. Even Albert Will Get It.
Am I the only one wondering…. among the 70-some Power 5 schools are there any Muslim cheerleaders? Which school will proudly announce the first Trany cheerleader ??? You just KNOW it will be sooner not later.