AgentPierce races against all odds to save The UNC System
… from ANNIHILATION by Chairman’s Incompetence!
In a scene straight out of the final 30 minutes of every James Bond movie…. a crazed ego-maniac villain – John Fennebresque – has his thumb on a Doomsday Weapon poised to blow The Fabled UNC System to smithereens.
Our intrepid Dudley Do-Right Commando – AgentPierce – joins his buddies on the UNC BOG – David Powers and Marty Kotis and Thom Goolsby – in calling upon The Leaders of The (Supposed) Honorables – Phil Berger and Tim Moore – to STOP THE MADNESS !!!
NOTE: The supposed choice as Next UNC System President – Margaret Spellings – could indeed be “The Game Changer” – that the UNC System has long needed…. BUT:
If she comes in as “Fennebresque’s Choice” she will never have a chance to succeed. Ms Spellings and North Carolina deserve better than ANOTHER John Fennebresque Trainwreck.
Dear Phil (Berger) & Tiny Tim (Moore): John Fennebresque is YOUR FAULT – YOUR TRAINWRECK. YOU “own him” and all the damage he is creating “on YOUR Watch”. He is YOUR GUY!