In an upcoming biography… Nick Saban gives his “student-athletes” advice on:
Hooking Up: “…. never sleep with anyone who has less to lose than you do.”
“…. who I might choose if I were to “step out on Miss Terry (Mrs Saban)”.
Mega OMG !!! Clue: It ain’t Margaret Thatcher, J-Lo, or Beyonce.
Imagine Recently Rewarded 2-Ring Roy discussing this subject with his youngsters? The mind reels at that thought.
Howsa’bout another (former) Alabama coach on this subject – “Coach Gott” ?? Ouch!
Nick Saban Gives Team Advice on Chasing Women
In a new Nick Saban biography — which has already been excerpted in the Sunday New York Times — Alabama’s football coach is all about imparting life lessons. Such as how to make sure that chasing women doesn’t impact your on field performance.
This quote comes courtesy of Ben Cohen on Twitter, who screengrabbed a section of the book.
“…guys out there chasing ****y, having all of these kids. And then you come in here and try to play football. Ultimately it’s a distraction. Ultimately, you don’t want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you haven’t locked it up by midnight, it’s not worth it.”
At this point Saban paused and shuffled on his feet. The color had risen in his face. His players had no idea what to expect next, “Ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do,” he said, “So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary ****ing Rodham Clinton.”
(NOTE: Would that pair be “Nick and Ms Slick” (Willie)? )
That seals it, if I was programming the SEC Network, I’m greenlighting a new 30 for 30 after dark show: “Chasing ***** with Nick Saban.”
Tell me you wouldn’t watch Nick Saban impart his life lessons on pursuing the opposite sex.
You know he’s got it down to a science.
We also need someone to ask Hillary Rodham Clinton about her rumored affair with Nick Saban. This has to happen.
God bless you, Nick Saban, this is the most I’ve ever liked you.
(And by the way, if Nick Saban has to apologize for what he says to his football team? Give me a break. The social media PC police needs to get a life.)