To the surprise of …. NO ONE; FoxSports has “reassigned” their “Lacy Underalls” of The US Open @ Chambers Bay – Holly “Hooters” Sonders. It was “Lacy / Holly” that inspired our line – “….. was soooo skanky the USGA had a doctor giving golfers penicillin shots before they went on camera with her.”….. and “had her stand so “her assets” were well-displayed. Think “week-end weather girl at a really really small market TV station”. ….. The tsunami of complaints from librarians in Iowa about “Lacy / Holly” apparently got the attention of whoever took the blame for FoxSports’ “covering a golf major…. how hard can it be… sure we can do it.”
“Lacy / Holly” is being “reassigned” which is sports channel-speak for: …. send that no-talent bimbo in the culottes back to the Bravo Channel. Will FSU Cowgirl – Jenn Sterger – reach out to console “Lacy/Holly”?
There is no truth to the rumor FoxSports is now reaching out to the notorious “Tour flirt” Amanda Dufner – former hottie wife of Jason Dufner rumored to have been responsible for Tiger and Lindsey Vonn’s recent splitsville.
Maybe they can get aging LPGA sex kitten Jan Stephenson to interview players while lounging in a bathtub full of Titliests?
Bring back Heywood Hale Broun….