It was tragic enough that for-real human beings are being attacked by for-real sharks along the Carolina Coast. During Shark Week on Animal Planet too – A Coincidence ?? Children and unwary surfer dudes have been falling prey to These Ultimate Predators in alarming numbers this summer along NC’s Crystal Coast. Visit The Coast – Spend $$$ – Enjoy The “Sun & Sand” – BUT Stay Out of The Shark-infested Water …. sounds like a pretty good strategy unless we have a Shark-Nado and they come flying in. ….. BUT NOW IT”S GOTTEN SERIOUS!
A Freakin’ Shark KILLED FLIPPER off Kure Beach and real panic has hit the beaches. NOT FLIPPER !!!!
The thought occurred to me as I ponder the ensuing panic…. “Sharks eat other fish / mammals / whatever they find in their habitat. They (sharks) eat boatloads of tuna every day. How come Dr Pabst and her “mobilizers” don’t care about Charlie The Tuna….. sorry Charlie!”
Friends Of Flipper, in conjunction with PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plankton) are demanding that The Obama Administration DO SOMETHING. Wal-Mart agrees to no longer sell shark’s teeth or sharkskin suits or anything “Great White”. The San Jose NHL Hockey team has announced it is changing its name from “Sharks” to the San Jose Computer Nerds. Oberlin College will offer a major in Vegan Shark Studies. Loan Sharks have agreed to change their name to “Loan Weasels” showing their support for Flipper…… burp, snort.
I’m sure “And a shark shall kill Flipper” IS mentioned in Revelation as an End of Days sign. Buy green bananas at your own risk…..
Dolphin bitten by shark washes ashore at Kure Beach
Officials say a dolphin washed ashore on Kure Beach after being injured during a possible shark attack. (Source: Audrey Schneider)